This is an honest opinion and not biased in any way. My nationality has nothing to do with it

by ReflectionSingle6681

35 comments

  4. Swan Based,

    Robin somehow too,

    and while eagles are always based, but Americunts have it too. Therefore slightly less based!

    The rest, WTF?!

  6. Robin is based. Sums up us Brits, we like the plucky underdog. 

  9. we have the Passera d’Italia, i mean who doesnt like it ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  10. The rooster is based: that’s the only one that still proudly sings while standing knee-deep in shit.

    Just like us.

  11. it has to go to the robin

    or the doomlord as it is called in the caliphate

  14. Only one of them works with Batman so I think the winner is obvious

  15. – Eagles are cool but they make me think of the USA which is never a good thing. Not your fault I know, but still.
    – Swans are very scary and intimidating. Quite the opposite of a Dane actually so it doesn’t fit them.
    – Black-tailed Godwits. Who gives a fuck really?
    – Robin is cute I guess but nothing special.
    – Rooster is a cock, right? A cock is a dick, just like the average French person. So they correctly chose a bird that fits them.
    France wins because they’re based

  17. Love the rooster !

    We could have no imagination and take an Eagle, to show muuuuh strength muuuuh or put some Lions or any exotic and on top of animal chain, to show muuuuh strength muuuuh

    But nah.

    We are french. Everybody already knows we kick ass. No need for that kind of first degrees symbol. It’s for people with no imagination (Yeah Hans & Barry, looking at you).

    Rooster is the badass of the farm, shooting to bigger animals and making them flee, fighting harshly for his food, able to protect his own kind by fighting. But can also be a nice bird, it gives you egg and one of the best meat !

    It’s the synthesis of France : we will fight like hell in war, but in peace time it’s all about food

  18. not that relevant but when I visited Sweden I saw a seagul eat a baby swan and the mother swan was totally unbothered.

  19. no one in Germany cares that the national animal is a golden eagle, what we do care about is what the national pleasure time activity is: birding

  28. Didn’t even know this was our bird. Cool bird. Even cooler name in Dutch: *grutto.* And nice flag choice friend.

  29. We don’t elevate swans any further because it might encourage Asbo or his son. Cassowary deaths involve provoking them Asbo woke up every day and chose violence. 

    Robins are pleasant inoffensive don’t cause anyone trouble so yes wholly inappropriate I know. 

  30. I honestly read that as garlic rooster, can’t help myself

  31. ![gif](giphy|7HRrwT8IF7QQk47Vty)

    Suomi Finland 🇫🇮

  32. It’s technically not a specific eagle species for Germany. But an eagle. It’s also not a “national bird”. There is no such thing in Germany. But only the description of the crest: black eagle with red beak and red fangs on a golden shield.

  34. for a sec i thought garlic rooster sounds delicious

  35. Alright, so lets remove all the food/filler ones and make it the Spanish vs the German one.

    Also, what da fuck is that Louis Vuiton flag?

    /s

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