How’s your Potato operating experience?

25 comments

1. Make sure you don’t turn up to the interview mashed.

2. Bring back literal job titles!

3. I’d Smash that interview

4. Wait until you see a job advert for a tattie rouger

5. Hmm, how do you operate one of these lead potatoes, anyway?

6. By coincidence, I was driving my spare Grimme Varitron harvester just now. Tesco & back.

7. Ngl that sounds like a dream job. I love potatoes

8. I love that everyone is chipping in with the puns.

9. Tried it once, didn’t work out. I had no skin in the game

10. I’m sorry your 10 years of sweet potato experience isn’t accepted here, you’ll have to start from the bottom.

11. Oh good, the salary is £competitive.

12. Uh-oh, competitive salary alert!

    I’d like to think Ed was named after the type of potato and lives and breathes the potato life.

13. I simply won’t apply for any job that gives not the slightest clue of the pay.

14. All that seriousness ruined by CV’s 😭

15. I saw a job and for a “beef boner”when I was in New Zealand. It was meat packing.

16. Job for Samwise!

    https://preview.redd.it/s3363liqfzee1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4918dd71aba75f40e32da138f67dfafa0bde893

17. Be sure your shirt is well starched before you go, and don’t act like a chip of the old block, or come of as half baked, or you’ll get fried.

18. I only have experience operating steel and copper potatoes. Lead potatoes ain’t in my wheelhouse.

19. One for r/potato…

20. My gaming PC is regularly described as a potato by my friends, I’ve never known gaming outside of the PowerPoint presentations that get rendered and I can’t be arsed to upgrade yet, so I’d say my Potato operating experience is pretty good

21. I like to order my potatoes from Tuber Eats

22. https://preview.redd.it/a3x8i878hzee1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d635b4d2b7c0d0b6e47a76a8d13ab445ed472d6

    Excellent placement in my feed.

23. They need Mark Watney!

24. actually mines not bad apparently

    Actually worked on the spud harvesting machine when I was at school in the holidays

    Not sure if it’s still the same it’s years and years ago now

    Basically it’s a moving conveyor belt machine pulled behind a tractor and you and some others are stood under a canopy on a platform with the belt running between you sorting the larger clumps of mud out that don’t fall through the belt and smooshed/rotten spuds out dropping them down a chute back into the field whilst letting the good spuds pass up the conveyor into the trailer running along side of you

25. How competitive is a lead potato competitive salary?

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