Yes, and in return Greenland will let us fish cod in their waters and Denmark will cancel their EU opt-outs.
Ready to switch side
Europe is the true cradle of Western civilisation, and only we get to conquer each other. Those upstart colonials need putting back in their baby chair.
Well, actually….
Maybe, if we can have Quebec and Louisiana back, we can make a deal on Greenland.
We can discuss it.
**Greenland would benefit more from being in the USA than Denmark.**
**There were 3 polls showing that Greenland wanted independence by 80%, wanted to join the USA (different pollster), and wanted to join the EU by 60%. There are multiple Greenlandic paths to whatever they want.**
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Benefits of Greenland joining as a 51st state (if they pressure Trump for Statehood)
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* Statehood (ability to decide President)
* Nuclear Arsenal
* Multiple New Cities (Trump wants to build)
* A Road Network
* New Gargantuan Sea/Airports.
* A economy 70X bigger than Denmark
* Greater Sea claims in the Arctic
* Access into USA’s USMCA trade pact for their essential fishing industry
* The U.S Coast Guard (90K Americans)
* Increased maritime capability by massive port infrastructure upgrades
* An entire continent of knowledge and professionals/experts working on any problem that Greenland needs.
* Greenland/Alaska controlling both eastern/western entrances to the CRUCIAL Northwest passage.
* Complete access to US’s 2.8M member military.
* Greenland has more influence in the Arctic (Their territory claims overlap with Canada and Russia)
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Compare that with Denmark, who are in Europe and 70X Poorer than the USA who don’t unlock Greenland’s potential because they fear they might leave? Greenland is better off in the USA and they’re also in North America.
Trump is term limited and will be gone soon (Thank god!), Greenlanders should try to negotiate with him to get Pro-Environment concessions so America doesn’t mine thier island AND make sure that they get statehood when they join or at a set date like 2040 (the year the Arctic opens up).
Greenland cannot be independent because they have a small 57K population that can’t operate nor build seaports and have ZERO road infrastructure. **They also can’t grow their own food so they’ll never have a population big enough to support it. There is no theoretical path to independence for them like Ukraine, Quebec, Taiwan, or Tibet. They’re already under American sphere of influence and military protection.**
Iceland? They don’t even have a fucking military. And the US won’t be friendly like us, agreeing to just sit down and talk it out over some fish. They’ll just take the island if they have to, no one will do anything.
I’m trying so hard to resist the Redditor’s urge to say something needlessly provocative. My proverbial lips are bleeding.
Eyo wtf…
Even tho I’m Luigi, **GRØNLAND ER DANMARK**
r/USvsEU is the place you’re looking for
Germany is kinda US occupied. How TF are the logistics of WW3? Bundeswehr seizes all american outposts and gets lots of POWs? Probably not, we don’t have secure communication to do this before the US troops will just sack the Bundeswehr/country by getting a warning first.
So, asking them to leave it is instead.
Me to gringos MAGAtards after insulting the danes for 10 hours straight on r/2westerneurope4u
I’d like to submit my proposal to fix the problem:
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Nah if I lived in greenland I’d want a green card
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Yes, and in return Greenland will let us fish cod in their waters and Denmark will cancel their EU opt-outs.
Ready to switch side
Europe is the true cradle of Western civilisation, and only we get to conquer each other. Those upstart colonials need putting back in their baby chair.
Well, actually….
Maybe, if we can have Quebec and Louisiana back, we can make a deal on Greenland.
We can discuss it.
**Greenland would benefit more from being in the USA than Denmark.**
**There were 3 polls showing that Greenland wanted independence by 80%, wanted to join the USA (different pollster), and wanted to join the EU by 60%. There are multiple Greenlandic paths to whatever they want.**
—‐—-
Benefits of Greenland joining as a 51st state (if they pressure Trump for Statehood)
—-
* Statehood (ability to decide President)
* Nuclear Arsenal
* Multiple New Cities (Trump wants to build)
* A Road Network
* New Gargantuan Sea/Airports.
* A economy 70X bigger than Denmark
* Greater Sea claims in the Arctic
* Access into USA’s USMCA trade pact for their essential fishing industry
* The U.S Coast Guard (90K Americans)
* Increased maritime capability by massive port infrastructure upgrades
* An entire continent of knowledge and professionals/experts working on any problem that Greenland needs.
* Greenland/Alaska controlling both eastern/western entrances to the CRUCIAL Northwest passage.
* Complete access to US’s 2.8M member military.
* Greenland has more influence in the Arctic (Their territory claims overlap with Canada and Russia)
——
Compare that with Denmark, who are in Europe and 70X Poorer than the USA who don’t unlock Greenland’s potential because they fear they might leave? Greenland is better off in the USA and they’re also in North America.
Trump is term limited and will be gone soon (Thank god!), Greenlanders should try to negotiate with him to get Pro-Environment concessions so America doesn’t mine thier island AND make sure that they get statehood when they join or at a set date like 2040 (the year the Arctic opens up).
Greenland cannot be independent because they have a small 57K population that can’t operate nor build seaports and have ZERO road infrastructure. **They also can’t grow their own food so they’ll never have a population big enough to support it. There is no theoretical path to independence for them like Ukraine, Quebec, Taiwan, or Tibet. They’re already under American sphere of influence and military protection.**
Iceland? They don’t even have a fucking military. And the US won’t be friendly like us, agreeing to just sit down and talk it out over some fish. They’ll just take the island if they have to, no one will do anything.
I’m trying so hard to resist the Redditor’s urge to say something needlessly provocative. My proverbial lips are bleeding.
Eyo wtf…
Even tho I’m Luigi, **GRØNLAND ER DANMARK**
r/USvsEU is the place you’re looking for
Germany is kinda US occupied. How TF are the logistics of WW3? Bundeswehr seizes all american outposts and gets lots of POWs? Probably not, we don’t have secure communication to do this before the US troops will just sack the Bundeswehr/country by getting a warning first.
So, asking them to leave it is instead.
Me to gringos MAGAtards after insulting the danes for 10 hours straight on r/2westerneurope4u
I’d like to submit my proposal to fix the problem:
https://preview.redd.it/9ccmhvk930fe1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=68a8c2d3c221e89bdd93a1ff10977a95402c8c7f
Mango Mussolini and Elmo cunt can go fuck themselves while Melania is pegging them
No one fucking cares, leave yanks and their bullshit alone and focus on repeating the same 20 stereotypes, just with different meme formats
I think a No is not sufficient. We need to say no while showing our backsides which will also have No on them,
Fuck the orange rapist.
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