Wholesome Barry wants to make it 100x easier to migrate to the UK.
Barry is such a humanitarian ❤️
Why was it proposed in 1956 ?
Nuclear powerhouse
Is this the UK’s perfidious plan to sneak back into the EU without having to reapply?
Greater France
The Germany Annihilator
Napoleon’s Wet Dream
WWIII Contingency Plan
Oh, the memes just make themselves!
Just sink us at this point
Proof that the British would rather become French than admitting their mistake of leaving the EU.
I’m more of Weimar Triangle enjoyer
Ah yes the great Ottoman empire of the XXI Century!
IRL Vegito
You can call it the Angevin Union. Obviously, to get France onboard you’ll have to get rid of your monarchy.
Angevin empire
I was about to ask If you could liberate us, but given the political climate in all 3 of our nations, it wouldn’t really change anything
Guillotine when?
Oh FUK 🥵
> France and Great Britain shall no longer be two nations, but one Franco-British Union. The constitution of the Union will provide for joint organs of defence, foreign, financial and economic policies. Every citizen of France will enjoy immediately citizenship of Great Britain, every British subject will become a citizen of France.
I always found it funny how the French would *enjoy* British citizenship while the British would just *have* French citizenship.
Devastatingly with the state of things these days, I feel like it would be the other way around. I certainly would enjoy ~~French~~ *EU* citizenship, while the French will just have British citizenship as some novelty to show off.
Fuck Yeah! Suck it Hans: Le Barry (Soixante-Trois) from Clacton-sur-mer is now the most powerful in Europe
I ll have to decline as much as I would love to see Charles having to celebrate beheading of kings every 14th of July
No political union, so they decided to develop and build the Concorde together.
One question before approval, is it the Angevin Kingdom or the Angevin Republic?
let’s wait for 2066 to reconstruct this behemoth
Move Westminster to Aberdeen.
Make Cardiff and Bristol a metro-militaro-port-lis
Big telepheric between Dover and Calais, not for transportation but to dump wild Belgians onto any Russian / Chinese / Yankee ship.
Relocate Abbey Road Studios to Paris so we can have decent music
Send TActical Cooking Operational Squad (TACOS) to the Island and save them from culinary abuse.
Seize Ireland (aka organise a Wine Festival and 50 stag do in Dublin at the same time).
Make Dordogne and London Protected Intercultural Socialisation Space (PISS).
Extend invitation to Canada to get back into the family home.
Send “rockets” from Guyanne into Argentina, operation Bon Baisers de Maggie.
Dump an hybrid of Kouign Aman and Yum Yums onto the chinese market to finish the job opium started.
Take back the Statue of Liberty and install on Greenland, drag the Titanic back to our shores so it can house European fishes.
I can keep going.
Reminds me I haven’t done an Angevin run in eu4 yet
FUK enters the game
Great idea! I think we still need to unite the Balkan countries, nothing can go wrong, right?
Ok but here are our terms :
Country’s name : France
Country’s capital : Paris
Official language : French
Imagine how pissed the Scots will be having to share a country with both the French and the English.
divided by water, united by… umm what are we united by again?
Call it French United commonwealth kingdom, or “Fuck” for short.
The French would never cheat on us for Barry, right? RIGHT???…right…?
I‘d prefer Charlemagne‘s empire to the angevin empire.
Yes this has been the plan throughout both our histories
But does it get run by London or Paris
Proceeds to another century long conflict to determine who is superior and failing to unit but deciding their own side is superior
Ok but we leave Corsica out.
put the capital in the chunnel
French-British relations are really Kaguya-sama plot.
Two lovers not wanting to admit their love before the other one because they want to be the superior one.
To be fair the French are pretty cool these days. I’d give it a go but we’re changing Sunday trading laws. Stop being lazy and open the shops for a few hours
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Wholesome Barry wants to make it 100x easier to migrate to the UK.
Barry is such a humanitarian ❤️
Why was it proposed in 1956 ?
Nuclear powerhouse
Is this the UK’s perfidious plan to sneak back into the EU without having to reapply?
Greater France
The Germany Annihilator
Napoleon’s Wet Dream
WWIII Contingency Plan
Oh, the memes just make themselves!
Just sink us at this point
Proof that the British would rather become French than admitting their mistake of leaving the EU.
I’m more of Weimar Triangle enjoyer
Ah yes the great Ottoman empire of the XXI Century!
IRL Vegito
You can call it the Angevin Union. Obviously, to get France onboard you’ll have to get rid of your monarchy.
Angevin empire
I was about to ask If you could liberate us, but given the political climate in all 3 of our nations, it wouldn’t really change anything
Guillotine when?
Oh FUK 🥵
> France and Great Britain shall no longer be two nations, but one Franco-British Union. The constitution of the Union will provide for joint organs of defence, foreign, financial and economic policies. Every citizen of France will enjoy immediately citizenship of Great Britain, every British subject will become a citizen of France.
I always found it funny how the French would *enjoy* British citizenship while the British would just *have* French citizenship.
Devastatingly with the state of things these days, I feel like it would be the other way around. I certainly would enjoy ~~French~~ *EU* citizenship, while the French will just have British citizenship as some novelty to show off.
Fuck Yeah! Suck it Hans: Le Barry (Soixante-Trois) from Clacton-sur-mer is now the most powerful in Europe
I ll have to decline as much as I would love to see Charles having to celebrate beheading of kings every 14th of July
No political union, so they decided to develop and build the Concorde together.
One question before approval, is it the Angevin Kingdom or the Angevin Republic?
let’s wait for 2066 to reconstruct this behemoth
Move Westminster to Aberdeen.
Make Cardiff and Bristol a metro-militaro-port-lis
Big telepheric between Dover and Calais, not for transportation but to dump wild Belgians onto any Russian / Chinese / Yankee ship.
Relocate Abbey Road Studios to Paris so we can have decent music
Send TActical Cooking Operational Squad (TACOS) to the Island and save them from culinary abuse.
Seize Ireland (aka organise a Wine Festival and 50 stag do in Dublin at the same time).
Make Dordogne and London Protected Intercultural Socialisation Space (PISS).
Extend invitation to Canada to get back into the family home.
Send “rockets” from Guyanne into Argentina, operation Bon Baisers de Maggie.
Dump an hybrid of Kouign Aman and Yum Yums onto the chinese market to finish the job opium started.
Take back the Statue of Liberty and install on Greenland, drag the Titanic back to our shores so it can house European fishes.
I can keep going.
Reminds me I haven’t done an Angevin run in eu4 yet
FUK enters the game
Great idea! I think we still need to unite the Balkan countries, nothing can go wrong, right?
Ok but here are our terms :
Country’s name : France
Country’s capital : Paris
Official language : French
Imagine how pissed the Scots will be having to share a country with both the French and the English.
divided by water, united by… umm what are we united by again?
Call it French United commonwealth kingdom, or “Fuck” for short.
The French would never cheat on us for Barry, right? RIGHT???…right…?
I‘d prefer Charlemagne‘s empire to the angevin empire.
Yes this has been the plan throughout both our histories
But does it get run by London or Paris
Proceeds to another century long conflict to determine who is superior and failing to unit but deciding their own side is superior
Ok but we leave Corsica out.
put the capital in the chunnel
French-British relations are really Kaguya-sama plot.
Two lovers not wanting to admit their love before the other one because they want to be the superior one.
https://preview.redd.it/oinp1uo0ecfe1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c1547208ebad77bedcb4faded35a5b9404de2a4
To be fair the French are pretty cool these days. I’d give it a go but we’re changing Sunday trading laws. Stop being lazy and open the shops for a few hours
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