This is satire? Or real events that qualify as humor? I can’t tell anymore.
I know one thing they have in common.
He’s already finished.
Wow!
*Colombia
Bro is going to have a hell of a time when he figures out where all the magic nose powder comes from.
He”s got his marching powders
I wanted UFOs dad..but Cocaine..and those talks didn’t last very long.
Did you have to crack a joke? We could have just let this thing blow over.
Meanwhile Daddy is a big fan of Mexican coke.
I’ll let you decide which type I’m talking about
“Bernie Sanders was not to give that speech!”
“Give me a lot of coke, and I’ll drop the teriffs.”
Donald Trump Jr.
“Sir, this is a Starbucks, Colombian is a coffee.”
-barista
I heard dad was going to make him head of the Coast Guard so young donny t can facilitate the import of the white house’s coke. It’s like a drug store with the trumps in the white house.
“Daddy, to hell with Greenland, the white stuff was just boring frozen water. We have to take Columbia. Do you have any idea what the street value of this country is?”
He just looks like he naturally has skid marks
Well….the Danes didn’t utilize the old Scandinavian diplomatic tactics when JR. came to visit Greenland lately. Maybe the Colombians will choose to….
Is Dr.Ronney back ?
Bro gonna leave that place a couple Kgs lighter per trip, if you know what I mean.
Hahahahahahahaha this one a funny!!! Bout time we got a good one, GJ my dude
See the shine above his hairline? Do you suppose he had hair transplants?
Are they just going to roll him up with their marching powder and send him back home?
Hes out of product!
lol… you peeps on reddit make me laugh… wait is this a joke?
Hilarious. He has half their GDP up in his sinuses already.
That is some really slicked back hair. I bet he enjoys sloppy steaks.
Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further.
Does this pass the ‘sniff test’ ?
He reminds me of that douche bag from Die Hard. You know Ellis who thinks he’s amazing at negotiating and then gets his brain blow off by Hans.
Colombia*
Oh I’m sure he’s thrilled about that. Think if all the excellent cocaine he’ll have access to.
Do you mean … Colombia?
What a rock n roll clown.
My guy looks like a stockbroker who took “buy low, sell high” a little too literally. He’s got the energy of someone who just realized the “Columbia” in question isn’t the country but the jacket brand, and now he’s wondering why his face is melting like a candle in a sauna.
His hair is styled like it’s trying to escape his head, and that expression? That’s the face of a man who just tried to negotiate with a vending machine and lost.
You’d have to think that Donnie jnr wouldn’t feel a thing.
People get on athletes all the time over PED use. I don’t see why we can’t do the same on politicians over elicit drug use. Trump Jr has been exhibiting many signs of coke use of the years.
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This is satire? Or real events that qualify as humor? I can’t tell anymore.
I know one thing they have in common.
He’s already finished.
Wow!
*Colombia
Bro is going to have a hell of a time when he figures out where all the magic nose powder comes from.
He”s got his marching powders
I wanted UFOs dad..but Cocaine..and those talks didn’t last very long.
Did you have to crack a joke? We could have just let this thing blow over.
Meanwhile Daddy is a big fan of Mexican coke.
I’ll let you decide which type I’m talking about
“Bernie Sanders was not to give that speech!”
“Give me a lot of coke, and I’ll drop the teriffs.”
Donald Trump Jr.
“Sir, this is a Starbucks, Colombian is a coffee.”
-barista
I heard dad was going to make him head of the Coast Guard so young donny t can facilitate the import of the white house’s coke. It’s like a drug store with the trumps in the white house.
“Daddy, to hell with Greenland, the white stuff was just boring frozen water. We have to take Columbia. Do you have any idea what the street value of this country is?”
He just looks like he naturally has skid marks
Well….the Danes didn’t utilize the old Scandinavian diplomatic tactics when JR. came to visit Greenland lately. Maybe the Colombians will choose to….
Is Dr.Ronney back ?
Bro gonna leave that place a couple Kgs lighter per trip, if you know what I mean.
Hahahahahahahaha this one a funny!!! Bout time we got a good one, GJ my dude
See the shine above his hairline? Do you suppose he had hair transplants?
Are they just going to roll him up with their marching powder and send him back home?
Hes out of product!
lol… you peeps on reddit make me laugh… wait is this a joke?
Hilarious. He has half their GDP up in his sinuses already.
That is some really slicked back hair. I bet he enjoys sloppy steaks.
Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further.
Does this pass the ‘sniff test’ ?
He reminds me of that douche bag from Die Hard. You know Ellis who thinks he’s amazing at negotiating and then gets his brain blow off by Hans.
Colombia*
Oh I’m sure he’s thrilled about that. Think if all the excellent cocaine he’ll have access to.
Do you mean … Colombia?
What a rock n roll clown.
My guy looks like a stockbroker who took “buy low, sell high” a little too literally. He’s got the energy of someone who just realized the “Columbia” in question isn’t the country but the jacket brand, and now he’s wondering why his face is melting like a candle in a sauna.
His hair is styled like it’s trying to escape his head, and that expression? That’s the face of a man who just tried to negotiate with a vending machine and lost.
You’d have to think that Donnie jnr wouldn’t feel a thing.
People get on athletes all the time over PED use. I don’t see why we can’t do the same on politicians over elicit drug use. Trump Jr has been exhibiting many signs of coke use of the years.
The clothing brand?
The sports wear company? That tracks
We are so unbelievably cooked lol
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