Discussion Thread: First White House Press Briefing of the Second Trump Administration

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1. Might as well say 3 PM. They were never on time.

2. How’s she going to top Sean Spicer’s first press briefing?

   This is going to be good.

3. I hope the first and all following questions are variations of WTF?

4. Gotta be the worst but easiest job in the world.

   Here are all of the things trump has done in the past 24 hours (list is a mile long). Here are the details on those things (No thought process just sharpied some paper. Made some ambiguous declarations with no follow up.). Put your little list together then just go lie to the American people.

5. Is this when we will get our loyalty oath or instructions on where to file our loyalty papers?

6. Looking forward to weak questions and zero follow up by incompetent journalists!

7. I’ll save you the time…it will be an obnoxious loyalty test for Leavitt who will have to engage in a masssive campaign of misdirection and lying to maintain her position.

8. “Did Trump shit a golden nugget today?” – Peter Doocy.

   “Absolutely! It was the shiniest shit I’ever seen!” – Karoline Leavitt

9. This just makes me remember how fun Sean Spicer was.

10. So, is Trump having an affair with his press secretary, or does he just wish he was?

11. Will there be anyone hiding ~~in~~ *among* the bushes? Will we get a new measurement of time a la the Mooch? How blatant will the lying and gaslighting be?

    Tune in to find out!

12. And I imagine the last.

13. Hey journos.  Ask insane questions to embarass her.  “Is president Trump the strongest American president ever or the strongest world leader ever?”

    “Is Jesus really necessary now that we have Trump?  Should churches all start worshipping him or only the true churches?”

    “How many years in prison should a parent get for not naming their child Donald?”

14. As a NH resident, I want to apologize for Karoline Leavitt. She sucks, and I’m sorry our state created someone like this and now the country must suffer

15. Karoline Leavitt? Are they even pretending Project 2025 wasn’t the plan all along?

16. i just checked her notes, it reads something like 🎶In heaven, everything is fine🎶

17. I hope she wears a fancy little Hugo Boss suit

    More seriously, I expect this to be a totally useless press briefing in which she only wants to say how great Trump is (as king), I kind of cannot even imagine any serious question being answered by someone working for him. Unless the answer is something like “tornados are bad.”

18. **Grocery & Gas Prices** should be your mantra right now if you are trying to peacefully protest any of this. Don’t let them forget their promises.

19. President Trump has the biggest indoor inauguration ever. Period.

20. She has an unnatural ability to keep smiling and look harmless while saying some of the most blatant lies ever, it creeps me out each time.

21. Spare me this nonsense

22. We were promised information on aliens and drones!

23. It’s going to be filled with lies and red herrings.

24. How about republicans and conservatives make a drinking game out of it? Just take a shot every time woke; DEI; lawfare or aliens are mentioned.

25. He will brag about the numbers he deported so far but those numbers will be on par with the Biden administration who didn’t turn every operation into a photoshoot.

26. So is there where we go to be lied at like we’re fools?

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28. Let the denialism, begin!

29. Lets all watch as the media prostrates itself before the administration, fearful of asking meaningful questions, refusing to follow up on the few they dare ask. Our ‘first line of defense’ was bought and sold.

30. Is he going to bring in all the blank folders with blank papers in them again claiming these are all his businesses that won’t be taking advantage of his position?

    I think I’ll pass.

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