I’m waiting for his executive orders to rename Canada to “North America” and Mexico to “South America”.
If I thought for a second he knew there is a state named New Mexico I would 100% believe this.
I hate that I can’t tell if this is satire or really happened. My first thought is ‘this is too ridiculous to be real’, but fool me 8 times, shame on me. Ya know?
Thought it was real, had to read it twice. Btw, is New Mexico going to pay for a wall on the state lines?
Ya know its believable which is the worst part.
I live in New Mexico… I just made this comment earlier today…
For the love of god— stop giving him ideas!
S/
Is there a reason, we only see Trump signing these executive orders. I remember during his first term, we were always getting these videos / photos of him signing one order or another; but I don’t remember ever seeing it for any President before him or during the Biden Presidency; but now that Trump is back in office, it seems to be an almost daily occurence.
It will always be the Gulf of Mexico.
The fact that I can’t tell if it’s fake or not isn’t funny.
The Poe’s law President
YES! America is finally great again! Now these MAGA people can finally fuck off.
Can we, the rest of the world, agree to rename the US to Butt Fuckers?
Wait for it… wait for it…
Wasn’t the State of New Mexico named that before the Country of Mexico was officially named Mexico?
I can’t tell if this is real or fake.
That’s the scary part
I vote to change the entire southwest to “Old Mexico.”
NewMagaGo
Given time he will name the country after himself and the states after his children and grandchildren so New Mexico would be Tiffany or so.
Also, all On The Border restaurants shall be renamed On The Best Side Of The Border.
It’s the corpse white fingers with the cancer orange face and weird blonde hair that makes him look worse than ever
Trump renames ‘United States of America’ to ‘America of America: America First!’
Too soon op lol
Gulf of Mexico for everyone else. Golf of America for the orange felon.
Don’t, don’t give him any ideas
Wait, there’s a *New* Mexico??
Remember when the onion used to be satire, and now you have to actually double and triple check everything you read.
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fuck off
I love how he holds up those signed papers like he did something special and wants his gold star sticker.
Trumps signs executive order tripling the price of eggs.
Don’t give him any ideas.
Even old New York was once new Amsterdam….
❌Addressing the housing crisis
❌Ending poverty
❌Stopping inflation
❌Make Healthcare a right
❌Make Education a right
❌Lower the price of Eggs
✅Renaming the “Gulf of Mexico” to the “Gulf of America”
If a Democrat did something like this, people would lose their minds. The press would have a field day. Politicians would be holding press conferences…
But Trump does something utterly moronic and you can hear a pin drop…
Jesus Christ don’t scare me like that, I’m a New Mexican and that made my butt pucker in fear dammit
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I’m waiting for his executive orders to rename Canada to “North America” and Mexico to “South America”.
If I thought for a second he knew there is a state named New Mexico I would 100% believe this.
I hate that I can’t tell if this is satire or really happened. My first thought is ‘this is too ridiculous to be real’, but fool me 8 times, shame on me. Ya know?
Thought it was real, had to read it twice. Btw, is New Mexico going to pay for a wall on the state lines?
Ya know its believable which is the worst part.
I live in New Mexico… I just made this comment earlier today…
For the love of god— stop giving him ideas!
S/
Is there a reason, we only see Trump signing these executive orders. I remember during his first term, we were always getting these videos / photos of him signing one order or another; but I don’t remember ever seeing it for any President before him or during the Biden Presidency; but now that Trump is back in office, it seems to be an almost daily occurence.
It will always be the Gulf of Mexico.
The fact that I can’t tell if it’s fake or not isn’t funny.
The Poe’s law President
YES! America is finally great again! Now these MAGA people can finally fuck off.
Can we, the rest of the world, agree to rename the US to Butt Fuckers?
Wait for it… wait for it…
Wasn’t the State of New Mexico named that before the Country of Mexico was officially named Mexico?
I can’t tell if this is real or fake.
That’s the scary part
I vote to change the entire southwest to “Old Mexico.”
NewMagaGo
Given time he will name the country after himself and the states after his children and grandchildren so New Mexico would be Tiffany or so.
Also, all On The Border restaurants shall be renamed On The Best Side Of The Border.
It’s the corpse white fingers with the cancer orange face and weird blonde hair that makes him look worse than ever
Trump renames ‘United States of America’ to ‘America of America: America First!’
Too soon op lol
Gulf of Mexico for everyone else. Golf of America for the orange felon.
Don’t, don’t give him any ideas
Wait, there’s a *New* Mexico??
Remember when the onion used to be satire, and now you have to actually double and triple check everything you read.
[removed]
fuck off
I love how he holds up those signed papers like he did something special and wants his gold star sticker.
Trumps signs executive order tripling the price of eggs.
Don’t give him any ideas.
Even old New York was once new Amsterdam….
❌Addressing the housing crisis
❌Ending poverty
❌Stopping inflation
❌Make Healthcare a right
❌Make Education a right
❌Lower the price of Eggs
✅Renaming the “Gulf of Mexico” to the “Gulf of America”
https://preview.redd.it/fjkts3gtntfe1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b4d15cb14d466bf7fcb704ebec3ebe5435563d0
If a Democrat did something like this, people would lose their minds. The press would have a field day. Politicians would be holding press conferences…
But Trump does something utterly moronic and you can hear a pin drop…
Jesus Christ don’t scare me like that, I’m a New Mexican and that made my butt pucker in fear dammit
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