Make Bottle Caps Great Again

by Novel_Teacher_8800

33 comments
  1. Pah, if you want answers to everything that are both told with confidence and details (also probably wrong) then just ask a German, he does it for free.

  2. Pro tip: buy San Pellegrino water. It still doesn’t have the annoying cap at least in the UK

  3. I’ll simp for the EU bottle cap forever. The number of bottle caps I’ve lost after the change is almost 0. Before the change, it was about 15-20% of every bottle I drank with a removable cap.

  4. Now that we know to keep the caps on for recycling can we just agree to take the little umbilical off again?

  5. IMO we benefit… China and US are fighting over AI supremacy while we get to use whatever comes out on top…

  6. I have grown accustomed to it. What have I become?

  7. Do not forget the deposit & return scheme for bottles and cans.

  8. And yet by doing nothing we managed to not do like the US, waste 500 billions and crash our economy

  9. Bahahahahahaha…

    *Looses cap to bottle*

    Fuck!!!! Why can’t they solve this so that when I’m laughing I can’t lose the cap to my bottles!?!?

  10. It’s not that difficult to drink with it. The amount of people who complained and still do baffles me. Why do these people have such strong opinions on this? They’ll die on the hill of the tab being annoying. Just fucking put the cap to the side of your damn mouth.

  11. So we dont need to invest billions in training and we still bet to use the models they create?

    I will stick to my r******d bottle caps thanks.

  12. we europoors enjoy being poor and 10 year behind the tech curve

  13. I rather avoid polluting my country where I spend the rest of my life in than living in either shitehole playing with a glorified searchengine that I don’t even care about in the first place.

  14. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the current bottle caps, you guys are just whiny bitches.

    The early iterations had some problems but the current bottle caps aren’t in the way at all. They just flip off to the side and are just as good as the original. Some people might think it’s virtue signalling while India, the US and China just destroy our planet, but apparently a lot of these bottle caps specifically are problematic for our oceans and I don’t see a downside.

  15. Go and vote VOLT, establishing a european centre for AI is high on their agenda.

  16. I mean sure investing in something that has a high chance of bursting and being useless is something that European ought to do.

    Like those AI stuff only serve to replace paying people’s and cause other to use them as crutches to avoid learning.

  17. The plastic caps thing will do better for out Earth than AI

  18. If you’re still using plastic bottles, you’re the problem not the cap. just use a fucking borraccia outside of your house and filtered tap water at home you fucking morons.

    Regarding AI, we absolutely don’t have the resources or the technology to compete. the EU should invest heavily to start being autonomous on critical infrastuctures (chips, nuclear energy so to avoid gas.. etc)

  19. Imagine all of the cutting edge new regulations the EU is going to develop though, very exciting stuff

  20. europe is busy saving money ( germany ) and france is busy being right wing radical and demonstrating against the establishment. rest of the EU is too poor to have any good ideas.

  21. We should invest in plastic bottle manufacturing capabilities until we become the biggest and most cost-effective plastic bottle manufacturer on the planet. Then the yanks will also have to fill their Gallons of coke into EU-made plastic bottles and get bopped on the nose everytime they take a drink. It will be hilarious – Trump will probably cry about it on TV.

  22. Oh no! Someone’s thinking about the environment and clean cities! Why won’t they think of the shareholders?

  23. As a heavy user of all this AI junk – it’s a fucking flop. These systems are absolutely degen when it comes to reasoning and are only good as a search engine or boilerplate code generators.

    I stick with caps.

  24. Don’t worry, we’ll be really innovative at RegulAItion. That’s our superpower.

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