Denmark offers to purchase US

44 comments

1. Uno reverse

2. I’d wait 3-4 years. Its value will decline rapidly.

3. “… except Mississippi.”

4. Can someone dump the article?

5. It’s important for the national defence of Europe, no hard feelings

6. For the unaware. This is from a satire website

7. This was the 4d chess all along. Just like Musk was forced to buy twitter, now we force Denmark to follow through on purchasing the US. So many problems solved.

8. Top notch trolling, that. 👌

9. Article from 2019

10. Than Americans would be in the same country as BENDTNER and Emmelie De Forest. And they’d be glad of that!

11. They can easily do it with Ozempic

12. I’m starting to love the Danes.

13. They’re asking if Trump has change for a nickel.

14. Do not buy it, raid

15. They should do a poll to see if more than 6% would agree.

16. Wasn’t Florida supposed to return to Spain this century or something like that?

17. > “Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.

    Interestingly, there are a few companies out there with a market cap below the total value of their assets. In other words: Investors believe that the value of their leadership and experience is a net-negative…

18. Hey now.

    I think we should get dibs.

19. Patience, my friendly Danes. Just wait a few years. Get us for bottom dollar.

20. Too late. It was already bought my Felon Musk.

21. i’ll chip in. that will help

22. Please buy Illinois!

23. The article is from August 2019, bit out of date I would say.

24. Would be a great deal for the U.S.

25. We could have a whip-around! I think 40€ should cover it. No?

    😁

26. Yeah, Danes should buy the us 🙂 we will be the happiest people on earth just like Danes lol

27. That’s my dream offer!!!! Please Yes!!

28. Denmark buys the US and immediately recycles the country due to all the pollutants in the form of Republicans found spread across the land.

29. Someone needs to post this in r/Conservative

30. 😂🤣😂 I don’t think that would be a worthwhile investment

31. Denmark, if you wait you’ll get it for pennies on the dollar. The art of the deal.

32. They should poll how many americans would want that, along with the benefits of Denmark.

33. I wouldn’t mind become a dane.

34. Well at the rate Trump is destroying the economy, Denmark will probably be able to afford it.

35. Yes please! As an American, I support this.

36. Being an American right now is like waking up from a black out drunken night every morning to read the headlines and wonder what embarrassing shit we did and need to apologize for, and the ways in which we screwed up our own lives and those of the people around us.

37. The closest the US have ever been to good education and health care for everyone. I would take the offer.

38. United States of Denmark, lets do it

39. As an American I welcome our new Danish overlords.

40. This would Make America Great Again

41. As an American, PLEASE SEND HELP

42. Please do!

43. I’m American. It couldn’t be worse than what Mango Mussolini has in store for us.

44. After ten days of tRump it comes cheap

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