Why is this story getting so much attention it’s just a load of hot air
The metro’s reporting just stinks.
The judge ruled it a case of assault with a silent but deadly weapon.
>The case is believed to be the first instance of legal action against ‘cyber-farting’ in the UK.
About time this country got guff on crime.
Now this is the news I’m looking for 😂😂
Does that mean she’s single now then?
I fart in your general direction.
…at her boyfriends ex, and then sending her a cleaning bill to the ex, because she followed through when farting aggressively.
Both women are now single.
“I fart in your general direction”.
User name checks out.
Sounds like a super power to be able to fart on command and it is so bad that it ends up in court.
GAS GIRL
Her mother was a hamster
It is believed the perpetrator has had all their tins of beans confiscated.
…. Cyber farting?…. Criminal?
We are definitely living in a simulation
The wheels of gustice move slowly.
I could fix her…
I’m a nutritionist.
Fluffed
Wonder if she tried the whoever smelt it, dealt it defence. Only to be hit with a supplied it, denied it retort from the prosecution ala Phoenix Wright
It was ruled whoever denied it, supplied it.
The ripples of this will be heard throughout the justice system.
Didn’t this happen somewhere else as well. Someone got arrested and farted on the officer and they added assault charges. I think I’m remembering correctly
This has got to be a joke
I’m learning so much about the British sense of humor.
I can’t believe the CPS even approved this to be a chargeable offence
The ex reported the woman for grievous nosily harm but it was downgraded to assault and flappery.
This woman sounds like a fruitcake, but why didn’t the ex girlfriend not just block her after the first video?!? lol. She let her send several more and watched them, after saying they were distressing.
“Her tooting continued on Boxing Day and New Year’s Day, despite police getting wind of what had happened.”
No way the phrasing isn’t on purpose here. And yes, I know it’s the metro
“despite police getting wind of what had happened” 🤣
“In a victim statement read to the court, Ms Prytherch said she ‘would like to feel safe in my home’.”
What did she think she was going to do? Blow it up?
>In a victim statement read to the court, Ms Prytherch said she ‘would like to feel safe in my home’.
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Probably get let off easy
Not like the new girlfriend to kick up a stink..
Why is this story getting so much attention it’s just a load of hot air
The metro’s reporting just stinks.
The judge ruled it a case of assault with a silent but deadly weapon.
>The case is believed to be the first instance of legal action against ‘cyber-farting’ in the UK.
About time this country got guff on crime.
Now this is the news I’m looking for 😂😂
Does that mean she’s single now then?
I fart in your general direction.
…at her boyfriends ex, and then sending her a cleaning bill to the ex, because she followed through when farting aggressively.
Both women are now single.
“I fart in your general direction”.
User name checks out.
Sounds like a super power to be able to fart on command and it is so bad that it ends up in court.
GAS GIRL
Her mother was a hamster
It is believed the perpetrator has had all their tins of beans confiscated.
…. Cyber farting?…. Criminal?
We are definitely living in a simulation
The wheels of gustice move slowly.
I could fix her…
I’m a nutritionist.
Fluffed
Wonder if she tried the whoever smelt it, dealt it defence. Only to be hit with a supplied it, denied it retort from the prosecution ala Phoenix Wright
It was ruled whoever denied it, supplied it.
The ripples of this will be heard throughout the justice system.
Didn’t this happen somewhere else as well. Someone got arrested and farted on the officer and they added assault charges. I think I’m remembering correctly
This has got to be a joke
I’m learning so much about the British sense of humor.
I can’t believe the CPS even approved this to be a chargeable offence
https://preview.redd.it/pp2rroo0s0ge1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a95e28387ca7cd9f4c61d34864527236f72202d
Hopefully her defence team can follow through.
She had over a hundred tins of beans confiscated
The ex reported the woman for grievous nosily harm but it was downgraded to assault and flappery.
This woman sounds like a fruitcake, but why didn’t the ex girlfriend not just block her after the first video?!? lol. She let her send several more and watched them, after saying they were distressing.
“Her tooting continued on Boxing Day and New Year’s Day, despite police getting wind of what had happened.”
No way the phrasing isn’t on purpose here. And yes, I know it’s the metro
“despite police getting wind of what had happened” 🤣
“In a victim statement read to the court, Ms Prytherch said she ‘would like to feel safe in my home’.”
What did she think she was going to do? Blow it up?
>In a victim statement read to the court, Ms Prytherch said she ‘would like to feel safe in my home’.
lol, I can’t
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