Diddy’s Former Assistant Claims He Had to Clean Up After Wild King Nights: Baby Oil Is ‘Triggering’

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1. That place must have been like Deepwater Horizon.

2. On the old slip and slide duty huh

3. I don’t actually understand the baby oil. Can we have the talk we all need? Are they trying to ruin their clothes? He’s not using it as lube, cause he’s got lube. I get he wants to slide around and look oiled up, but is he doing that every time? I get it’s an anti chaffing device but when baby oil gets worked it attracts fuzz and gets tacky to the touch eventually.
   I know some of you fools ran out and bought baby oil to find out.

4. I imagine there was Santorum everywhere

5. I’m 46, and I don’t think I’ve ever finished a bottle of baby oil in my life

6. Instead of baby oil, virgin coconut oil is lot better.

7. Im just thinking of all those staph infections☠️☠️☠️

8. You don’t actually have to do anything. You can quit if the work is terrifying.

9. Triggering ? Fuck yeah it is!! Do you know how slippery that shit gets after a party ? Dayum that poor dude is slipping’ and slidin’ all over Diddys crib yo….

10. I hope Luigi is bullying him like a schoolgirl

11. What’s the pay for a task like that? Asking for a friend

12. Yet they stayed and said nothing so I don’t want to hear it. The first time my boss has me mop up lube I’m out!

13. this shit sounds like a Charlie focused IASIP episode

14. The guy who comes in to wipe down the loads

15. Baby oil is triggering, does he get flashbacks whenever he’s going down the kids aisle at a supermarket

16. Is this the umbrella guy?

17. What is baby oil even supposed to be for? I’ve had three babies and none of them have ever needed to be oiled up.

18. Worse than cleaning the holodeck in the starship Enterprise.

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