These points are genuinely wild

by 7PBK

26 comments
  1. Point 4 and the extra bit in brackets is immaculate

  2. I’d change the gravity so it’s slightly more/less powerful than the surrounding counties.

  3. More public toilets. There’s shockingly few for such a major capital city.

  4. I would force all outsiders to complete a test before being allowed to walk anywhere in zone 1, any dawdlers and people who stand still in doorways and in front of ticket barriers, wear their backpack on the tube etc face a lifetime ban

  5. I wouldn’t claim to be an expert in counting or anything, but that looks like an awful lot more than 1 thing.

  6. i would love more police on the streets!!!! i keep getting catcalled/leered at lately and i don’t feel safe 🙁

  7. it’s crazy that considering how much crime is around London, I rarely see police in the streets. Even in the aftermath of terrorist attacks I have seen less police than an average day in many other countries.

  8. Bro most delivery drivers in my area already don’t even bother ringing the door bell

  9. I agree with the post.

    Stockings for phone thieves. Let those little bad man dandies shine.

  10. Make Soho less filthy…
    More action on phone thieves

  11. Put it somewhere sunnier, like the Isle of Wight

  12. Extend licensing hours so people can drink until the wee hours.

    Progressive pricing on TfL with students and those on low incomes not paying anything.

    I would row back plans to pedestrianise Oxford Street and change it to all of Soho. Don’t see the point of a major artery road filled with boring H&M style chains having the pedestrianisation fucking up bus routes.

    Soho on the other hand should be totally pedestrianised as it makes perfect sense. Bars with al fresco seating!! Outdoor nightlife…

    More swimming spots like Hamstead ponds or Stoke Newington reservoir.

  13. More street lights. It always baffles me why is London so much darker at night compared to European cities, say Berlin or Warsaw

  14. Not allow anyone to own property in London if they aren’t fucking living in it.

  15. I want, not just in London but every city, woman to feel safe in public after dark. 

  16. The nimby law, if you move to a busy area or opposite a pub or bar, any complaints you lodge against noise are invalid.

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