Americas First DUI SecDef

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  1. Its kind of crazy how someone can completely embody the word “douchebag” just by looking at a single still image of them.

    Guy on the left the mental dialogue is “okay clearly military, older, probably a dad.”, guy on the right is just “Douchebag.”

  2. One’s got a chest full of medals, the other a chest full of testosterone supplements.

  3. The guy with the tattoos looks like a no-name villain thug from a bad Steven Segall movie. 

  4. They went from a 4 star general to discount wannabe GI Joe

  5. I’m all for tattoos, but the ultra patriot “we the people” on the arm seems tacky

  6. Hegseth looks like the kind of guy the It’s Always Sunny writing staff would follow around for ideas

  7. Hegseth…the guy you get in a fight with at a Pennywise show.

  8. Are we great yet?

    How’s the price of eggs these days?

  9. His tattoos are so fucking stupid. Who tha fuck puts “we the people” on yourself. He’s a cosplay patriot.

  10. Conservative hires are what they think DEI hires are, never the best candidate for the job.

  11. Hegesth embodies an idiots concept of a warrior, just like Trump embodies an idiots concept of a President.

  12. Look all the defen..*hucuup*..ing I’m doing mom. Bartender, another one.

  13. Has “1776” tattoed in Roman Numerals on his arm, serves under a would-be king.

    What an asshole.

  14. I’ve always been stumped by the We The People tattoos. I know a woman a work who has one. I just don’t get the meaning. Are they huge fans of the constitution?

  15. I guess Columbia got the last laugh not trusting the U.S. military to return its citizens.

  16. I would trust a guy with “We the people” tattooed across his face before one with it over his arm like that .

    Talk about fake patriotism. Dude on the left has more genuineness in his left eyebrow than Hegseth could boof on a busy Saturday night.

  17. If you make angry eyebrows during a photo and you aren’t posing for your UFC debut you are probably a dork and your wife has guy friends who she goes on vacations with. 

  18. If where just making shit up and saying it’s true. I personly saw trump point Lazer pointer at both the pilots faces.becase he wanted to impress Elon with his pointing skills

  19. I’m still trying to figure out why there was a military attack helicopter in the path of approach for a landing strip.

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