So, CNN ran a piece on an American woman who moved to Spain, did zero research, and then left because—shocker—Spain wasn’t the U.S.

Her complaints?

The food – Claimed it was all fried and full of fish, completely ignoring Spain’s fresh vegetables, jamón, and Mediterranean cuisine.

The weather – Chose Spain, then settled in one of its 'gloomiest' regions and was surprised it wasn’t sunny enough.

Housing – Considered relocating to Southern Spain but apparently needed to buy another house to do so. Why she needed two just to move? No idea.

I can just picture her at a restaurant:

Karen: "I want something that’s not fried or fish!"
Server: "How about fresh tapas, serrano ham, albóndigas, and a glass of cava?"
Karen: "I want to speak to your manager. It’s not sunny enough."

Spaniards must have breathed a sigh of relief when she left. Now she’s back in the U.S., where I’m sure she’ll be much happier—just as long as no one in her family is LGBTQ, needs an abortion, or gets cancer and gets bankrupt because of it.

Adiós Karen, don't come back to Europe!

by cantabria19

7 comments

  1. Si alguien necesita aire acondicionado en Santander, no sabe comer sano en Cantabria y no hace amigos sabiendo español… el problema es de ella.

  2. ¿Quería sol y elige Santander? ¿Cuanto tiempo estuvo informándose sobre el clima, 10 segundos?
    Todavía hay gente que no sabe que en España nieva en invierno, y luego se llevan sorpresas.

  4. An American complaining about Spanish food…. this can’t be real.

    And gloomy weather? Ha! *laughs in Mancunian*

  5. “The food – complaining it was all fried”…… JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA bro has she not eaten in the US. LMAO half the shit is deep fried and full of cholesterol wtf???

    Esta chica esta mal de la cabeza si piensa que la comida española es solo fritura después de comer la comida americana…

    Yo llevo viviendo ya 20 años en nueva york y te digo que aqui hay mas fritura wue en españa, y le meten químicas a la comida horribles.

  6. Yo vivía en Austria, recibí una propuesta de trabajo en Valladolid. Miré en Wikipedia, 2600 horas de sol por año. Vale, he venido, y era verdad, hay mucho sol aquí.

    No es difícil, me costó unos 30 segundos investigar.

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