Trump orders USDA to take down websites referencing climate crisis

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1. Over 77 million Americans voted for this. We truly live in the Age of Stupid.

   This is capitalism and capitalism is killing us, we need a better way.

2. So its true rhere is a climate crisis and he is a cirminal

3. We’re so cooked.

4. That will fix it! For real, somebody needs to stop this sentient shitstain. He’s trying to destroy America.

5. Ahhh. So now we will not be allowed to know when crops fail, or cattle and fowl die, or get real-time info on serious problems with produce. Interesting. So then, the only way we will know is by scanning local papers online regularly.

   We can monitor through Farmer’s associations:

   The NFU (National Farmer’s Union is one, but they’re based in Washington DC. That might be a small problem.

   US Farmers and Ranchers in Action is another.

   Ooo…and The American Farm Bureau Federation.

   Good. Even if Rumpus tries, we will still have some info. Screw him.

   Don’t just accept what he does. Actively find new avenues to obtain information, and help support them.

6. So what would happen if people don’t comply to his order?

7. Use alternate accurate descriptive terms for this environmental phenomenon:

   1. ⁠Global atmospheric shifts
   2. ⁠Long-term weather pattern changes
   3. ⁠Environmental temperature trends
   4. ⁠Planetary thermal dynamics
   5. ⁠Biosphere system alterations
   6. ⁠Earth systems disruption
   7. ⁠Atmospheric composition impacts
   8. ⁠Global heat accumulation
   9. ⁠Anthropogenic environmental modification
   10. ⁠Planetary thermal imbalance
   11. ⁠Greenhouse effect intensification
   12. ⁠Atmospheric forcing events

   These terms maintain scientific accuracy while describing the observable changes in Earth’s systems.

8. Triumph of evil

9. no records then it didn’t happen

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