If this is you, congratulations, you might be entitled to assisted living, under the mental health code.
Stop the kink-shame!
Don’t say: Ich habe ein Scheißen zu machen
Say: Ich geh scheißen
Or: ihc muß in den Focus gakern (only if you want to sound intellectual
Ein echter Scheiße Pfosten
Ist das ein witz?
Don’t tell them we only do this when they’re around, it’s way too much fun!
I think the guy was initiated into something special 🥰
Gschichten ausm Paulaner Garten
You were invited to a intimate friendship act, you should feel honoured
Most believable greentext
It is true, I was there
That’s bs of course. I did have whatsapp groups where people would send their shit and people would rate it, though.
So ein Scheißepfosten.
I knew a guy who used to work on the oil rigs, and apparently, spending weeks at a time in the middle of the North Sea does odd things to a Barry. According to him they invented a game called Freckle, in which one initiated a game by turning a log out on the table in the break room, at which point everybody gathered round and put their faces at table level. Then the pooer would strike said log with the sole of whatever they had on their feet at the time, and whoever got the most lumps of shit, or “freckles” on their face was the winner of Freckle. We can’t talk shit about Hans when some of ours are acting like this, it’s what I’m trying to say. Maybe if they worked two weeks on, two weeks off like Björn and co, but probably not.
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Me when I make up fake stories for Internet points
German fascination with shit, a classic.
Sounds like the FAX version of rate my poo
You just know the guy couldn’t crap a passable turd. Many such cases.
It sounds like another tuesday night in most of germany
Come on we‘ve all seen us army toilets in full metal jacket, they must LOVE watching each other while Scheiße machen!
https://preview.redd.it/m1wlfk32jige1.jpeg?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99a5090b4a94a25a2c46354b4bb1afc7c56fdcc8
Da is ein sehr gute scheiße
Nough reddit for the day.
A literal shit post, well played.
Today on things that never happened:
> Sees green text story…
> Believes any of it.
If this is you, congratulations, you might be entitled to assisted living, under the mental health code.
Stop the kink-shame!
Don’t say: Ich habe ein Scheißen zu machen
Say: Ich geh scheißen
Or: ihc muß in den Focus gakern (only if you want to sound intellectual
Ein echter Scheiße Pfosten
Ist das ein witz?
Don’t tell them we only do this when they’re around, it’s way too much fun!
I think the guy was initiated into something special 🥰
Gschichten ausm Paulaner Garten
You were invited to a intimate friendship act, you should feel honoured
Most believable greentext
It is true, I was there
That’s bs of course. I did have whatsapp groups where people would send their shit and people would rate it, though.
So ein Scheißepfosten.
I knew a guy who used to work on the oil rigs, and apparently, spending weeks at a time in the middle of the North Sea does odd things to a Barry. According to him they invented a game called Freckle, in which one initiated a game by turning a log out on the table in the break room, at which point everybody gathered round and put their faces at table level. Then the pooer would strike said log with the sole of whatever they had on their feet at the time, and whoever got the most lumps of shit, or “freckles” on their face was the winner of Freckle. We can’t talk shit about Hans when some of ours are acting like this, it’s what I’m trying to say. Maybe if they worked two weeks on, two weeks off like Björn and co, but probably not.
https://preview.redd.it/9vj6n31z3jge1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe3a8a3fafff8ae6cc81752f9176f3908aa5a9f1
My WLAN name….
The story became unbelievable when he talked about meeting the locals in the pub
Everyone knows Americans aren’t allowed to enter pubs here
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