Princess Leonor can retake southern italy anytime she wants (and also step on me and spit in my mouth)

by Top-Television-3272

25 comments

  1. You sure she’s legit royalty? She doesn’t look very inbred.

  5. I was thinking if I should comment or not, but then I confirmed that she’s 19.

    So, I second the motion about being stepped and spat on.

  8. You can roleplay the trappings and aesthetics of monarchy for sexual release without forcing it on the rest of the republic.

    Trust me, I know full well how to do it.

  9. She is the legitimate heir to the Roman Empire, Andreas Palaiologos brother and Heir of the last emperor of Eastern Rome Constantine the XIth designed as his heirs Isabelle of Castille and Ferdinand of Aragon. Other than that she is the senior descendent of the Holy Roman Emperor Charles the Vth.

  12. The only spaniard I’d let rule me again (Fuck you Bourbon)

  13. Oh, she could totally be my queen…

    But since I’m only an old, weirdo redditor, not going to happen. *sigh*

    Well…that’s life.

  17. NO HORNY,LUIGI, THAT’S MY (FUTURE) QUEEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT,SO SHOW SOME BLOODY RESPECT OR I SWEAR I WILL THROW A PIZZA WITH PINEAPPLE TO THE FACE OF VICTOR EMMANUEL II!

  18. I’ve never been monarchist but goddamn princess how would I make you moanarchy

  23. Your majesty. Would it be forthcoming of myself if I were to humbly request that I may partake in vaping your flatulence?

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