
Was looking at places to go for a walk tomorrow and noticed Sydenham Hill Woods is much “busier than usual” right now according to Google Maps. The thing is it’s 3° outside and 8.30pm at night.
I’ve been there many times before and it’s lovely but definitely not the kind of place I’d want to be wandering around in the dark – Blair Witch vibes.
Does anyone have a logical explanation? Google Maps glitch? Dogging hotspot?
by Karffs
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Teddy Bears picnic
There are no good answers to this question!
Dogging
You don’t wanna know
*LYNN*, THESE ARE *SEX PEOPLE*
1.5 hours? I’m done in 10 minutes
Suspiciously the same on Chingford Plain
Go find out.
Bring lube.
lots of headlights flashing too i imagine
Someone wheeling a trolley of phones around.
Probably a glitch tbh.
Payday and first day after dry January.
Also dogging
Logical answer: look up at the sky – moon and planets really visible and the woods will have less light pollution.
And dogging of course.
Maybe they’re looking for Syd (in ’em woods)
You know why 🐶
Maybe a rave in the woods by the old railway tunnel
And just down the road from the Horniman

Unless it’s some impromptu dogging, it would appear as normally busy.
It’s a glitch or some type of rave / popup event.
[Dogging?!](https://youtu.be/5u4hAxi5b6o?si=zosdVtF93jyF5HCR)
Don’t come down yet, my 1.5 hours isn’t up.
Dogging
I live not very far from there. There’s a hilly road connecting the Sydenham Hill station to Upper Sydenham. Many runners and commuters, use this road including myself. It’s literally outside the woods. That could be a possible reason. Dogging…may be…but never saw anything unscrupulous around there.
Teddy Bears Picnic. It’s the only time they can go for a picnic these days.
Saturday night is bukake night at Sydenham Hill… so I’m told
Imagine being outed as a dogger by your flippin data.
I’ve never tried it! But never say never.
shhh shhh don’t tell OP or the ambience will be ruined!
Whippits.
Dirty Mike and the boys are having a soup kitchen
Chris Wood scored a hatrick, it’s bringing everyone out.

I believe the actual answer is that it’s [Imbolc](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imbolc)
It’s one mugger with 50 phones
Rave perhaps?
Probably dogging nappers shared in Glasgow hun x
Me and my mate camped there one night and heard people shagging
I would say dogging, but at 3°C it must be too small?
Your mum’s having a half price sale…
Bumming
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