Americans really underestimate the power of a pissed off goose
I wouldn’t stand any chance but I’d prefer to fight a bear than an elephant
Seriously- in terms of odds the bear is much more in your favour compared to an elephant
What you gonna do? Put an elephant in head lock?
I think I’d get to large dog, but no further than chimpanzee. Those things can tear you limb from limb. I can beat a big dog. It wouldn’t be pretty for either of us, but I’d live I think
The Anglo-American goose fight disparity is real.
How the actual fuck are you beating an elephant in a fight? They’re about a thousand times your weight, and can outrun you and just, y’know, *squish*
It gets a bit sketchy at the big dog for me. If it’s a Cane Corso, Rottie or similar, then I’d be destroyed. If it’s a Labrador or Retriever size, I’m confident it’s getting destroyed.
The further down you go in the chart, the bigger the idiot that thinks they can win…
I like that it’s only about 2/3 that think they can beat a cat or rat.
Well, the yanks have confidence I’ll give them that.
The variance level for “house cat” is the single most interesting thing here.
Rather than saying anything about relative fighting confidence I feel it reveals that Brits just like cats more and could not bring themselves to yeet the mass bird murdering sociopaths over a fence
I could take on a crocodile.
50/50
Pretty much that. Rat and house cat would be the most certain ones.
How tf do you lose a fight with an eagle?
Isn’t it bit immodest to boast about your modesty?
Only an idiot fucks with a goose for gods sakes.
A goose is a vicious bastard 😭
Nobody is killing a chimp barehanded, they’d be torn to shreds.
I remember a video of a soldier giving a king cobra a drink out of a bottle when there was a drought. They just want to be friends, man!
Who the hell thinks a chimp is an easier fight than a kangaroo??
Al Murray has already scientifically determined that the punching limit for a German is a Great Dane.
I feel like Chimpanzee should be below Kangaroo. There’s a video about of this guy kissing a kangaroo trying to beat him up. An enraged chimp? No thanks.
Also Goose and Eagle should be lower. Birds are super vulnerable, realistically what can a goose do? And unless the eagle severs an artery with its talons, I see a normal human beating it too.
Chimps, Hippos, and Grizzlies are terrifying. The grizzly is the friendliest of that list
Americans be like, so anyways I started blasting..
You got me fucked up seven ways to Sunday if anyone with a modicum of intelligence thinks they can realistically beat a chimpanzee in a 1v1 fight.
They are fucking terrifying.
I think I stop at medium size dog. Yeah I could do that one!
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Americans really underestimate the power of a pissed off goose
I wouldn’t stand any chance but I’d prefer to fight a bear than an elephant
Seriously- in terms of odds the bear is much more in your favour compared to an elephant
What you gonna do? Put an elephant in head lock?
I think I’d get to large dog, but no further than chimpanzee. Those things can tear you limb from limb. I can beat a big dog. It wouldn’t be pretty for either of us, but I’d live I think
The Anglo-American goose fight disparity is real.
How the actual fuck are you beating an elephant in a fight? They’re about a thousand times your weight, and can outrun you and just, y’know, *squish*
It gets a bit sketchy at the big dog for me. If it’s a Cane Corso, Rottie or similar, then I’d be destroyed. If it’s a Labrador or Retriever size, I’m confident it’s getting destroyed.
The further down you go in the chart, the bigger the idiot that thinks they can win…
I like that it’s only about 2/3 that think they can beat a cat or rat.
Well, the yanks have confidence I’ll give them that.
The variance level for “house cat” is the single most interesting thing here.
Rather than saying anything about relative fighting confidence I feel it reveals that Brits just like cats more and could not bring themselves to yeet the mass bird murdering sociopaths over a fence
I could take on a crocodile.
50/50
Pretty much that. Rat and house cat would be the most certain ones.
How tf do you lose a fight with an eagle?
Isn’t it bit immodest to boast about your modesty?
Only an idiot fucks with a goose for gods sakes.
A goose is a vicious bastard 😭
Nobody is killing a chimp barehanded, they’d be torn to shreds.
I remember a video of a soldier giving a king cobra a drink out of a bottle when there was a drought. They just want to be friends, man!
Who the hell thinks a chimp is an easier fight than a kangaroo??
Al Murray has already scientifically determined that the punching limit for a German is a Great Dane.
I feel like Chimpanzee should be below Kangaroo. There’s a video about of this guy kissing a kangaroo trying to beat him up. An enraged chimp? No thanks.
Also Goose and Eagle should be lower. Birds are super vulnerable, realistically what can a goose do? And unless the eagle severs an artery with its talons, I see a normal human beating it too.
Chimps, Hippos, and Grizzlies are terrifying. The grizzly is the friendliest of that list
Americans be like, so anyways I started blasting..
You got me fucked up seven ways to Sunday if anyone with a modicum of intelligence thinks they can realistically beat a chimpanzee in a 1v1 fight.
They are fucking terrifying.
I think I stop at medium size dog. Yeah I could do that one!
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