Poor Legolas. Dwarfzoned. That’s gotta bugger up your elf esteem.

Right, now that I’ve made some truly horrific puns for which I should probably feel some measure of regret, welcome to Monday.

What’s on for your day?

by dexbydesign89

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  2. Work, laundry, lunchtime walk, play RDR2, have existential crisis based on how quick time is going and how little I seem to do with life, maybe chipshop for dinner.

  3. Back to work today. It is still cold and I am not a fan.

    Game of Thrones were onto something when they mentioned the eternal winter.

  4. Up earlier than I would like as I have a stupid meeting first-thing. Why do people schedule such things at such times? So inconsiderate.

  5. I have a spa day booked for me by partner for my birthday (41, grim) so I’m looking forward to it after a heavy week.

  6. Heading in for some meetings that may or may not happen. The usual bliss. Got a presentation on Wednesday to prep for – slides are done, so I just need to try to get the presenters together beforehand to do a timings run.

    So, basically, typical Monday bullshit 😀

  7. I was the first person on the street to put the bin out this morning.

    Others have since followed my lead

    I hope I put the right one out, otherwise I think I’ll need to relocate and be put into some kind of protection scheme…

  8. Having a mare of a morning. Slept like shit. Working from home but left my laptop at work, so have had to do a frantic dash over to pick it up (thankfully I only live a 10 minute drive away!). My online food shop is running late and is now due to arrive in the middle of a big meeting. Bah. Also, I’m absolutely freezing no matter what I’m wearing or doing.

    Can we just fast forward to the weekend, please?

  9. I stepped on the scales this morning and I’ve dropped 4.9kg since I started weight-loss 2.5 week’s ago so my day will be telling everyone I meet how pleased I am with that!

  10. One more goal yesterday would have won me £500, boooo. Ah well, it was a free bet anyway.

    Had a nice weekend, gig was OK on Saturday but was knackered by the time the headliner came on at 10pm. Watched the Royal Rumble yesterday morning with a mate, then went for a walk with another friend and her dogs. Just lovely and relaxing.

    Hoping to be driving to Skegness tomorrow to meet a friend who is there with her kids, not seen each other in months.

  11. Free day for me to be very lazy and be a slight negative on society.

    Get a bit of shopping for mum.

  12. My plans for today is to work out how many domestic cats it takes to take down a elephant.

    Also figure out why my code sucks.

  13. Monday can bugger off. It’ll be a busy one, first working day of the month.

    Brain has decided to be uncooperative again, worrying about everything.

  14. I’ve got the afternoon off to go and pick up some motorbike parts. A colleague has already annoyed me by sending me a message saying “I can see you’re off this afternoon, but is there any chance you can join a meeting?”. No, I fucking can’t because, as you’ve already seen and acknowledged I’M OFF THIS AFTERNOON!

  15. WFH today as I’ve got some lovely all day workshops this week where my role will be to remind people that data privacy laws exists and no, their project isn’t above it no matter how much they really want it to be. I’m really appreciating the peace and quiet today to get stuff done.

  16. Tired and a bit achy after doing a lot yesterday.

    Hopefully today is a quiet work day…

  17. Off to a good start, the traffic was surprisingly light and it’s my first day not having to work on a project I’ve been trying to get rid of since November. I’m at the pictures this weekend, so I have that to look forward to too. Have a good week everyone!

  18. Put in an econsult for this morning and have an appointment for tomorrow!!!

  19. I’ve had 0 sleep because I think I may have shingles and it’s been horrendous overnight. Called my gp who said go to a pharmacy, so here I am waiting for some pain meds.

  20. Today is recycling day.

    I was wondering if bin men notice a decline in the amount of glass in the recycling bins during “dry January.” Probably not much.

  21. Waiting for the meds to kick in, waiting for deliveries, waiting for emails, waiting in phone queues, waiting for Godot…

    I shall be spending this week waiting for other people to do things so that I can respond to those things.

  22. Day off today so a quiet one I think – will walk the dog this afternoon and have a lazy morning, so some ironing perhaps. Don’t intend to leave the house except for the walk if I can get away with it!

  24. Having a nice lie-in before going to my leaving lunch as I finished my job last week.

  25. I’m coming to the realisation that after 7 pretty good years a change in my Manager means I’m starting to hate my job.

  26. That’s the car in for it’s mot and service. £560 for the service mind but I’ve been putting the spark plugs off for 2 years now and they’re 20k overdue so had to bite the bullet.

  28. This will be the busiest week of the year so far for me. Although it’s not too much different than usual. I’m only going from nothing to slightly more than nothing.

  29. Maybe something will change this week. I doubt it though.

  30. Have a migraine. Raging against the machine (my brain).

    The only advantage is that I have silent migraines — no headache. Miraculously no light sensitivity either. So I can chill and read at least, so long as I turn my head slightly so I can see past the floating fuzzy spots where my vision is glitching.

    Will probably read more Watchmen and lament my temporary coffee ban.

  32. I have a nightmare amount of work to get done in a week. The company we’re doing work for made a silly decision and a key person on their side is now leaving. My missus was ill in the night so I’m running on my second pint of coffee.

    But, Saturday we fly to Gran Canaria for a week. I’ve got light at the end of the tunnel. 

  33. Its not even 10am iv been up half hour and iv had 3 fcking reminder texts about leasons/meetings and one isnt til next monday blurgh. Also my lovely lazy mornings been ruined by someone wanting a quick catch up mid morning.

    Add in feel like utter shite still today is gonna drag.

    Slight positive i finished a book yesterday so only 3 books on the go lol.

  34. My parents have gone home now, and I fear their visit was a bit of a disaster. My dad is definitely losing his marbles. I’m pretty sure he’s an alcoholic and all the drinking has messed up his brain. It’s quite depressing.

    I need a day to recover after seeing them but I have to go to London for work and I still haven’t even packed, so a manic day ahead. Meeting a friend for dinner there which will be nice at least.

  35. It’s absolutely freezing outside, and I’m getting doors and windows fixed, so my front door is going to be wide open all morning.

    Hopefully my weekly team meeting at noon can finish a bit early and I’ll sneak out for a gym session before going climbing this evening

  36. I locked my college pass inside the fight simulator room as it’s a controlled room. I had to search for someone who could help me.

  37. I booked 3 days off this week to disguise my driving test on Wednesday. Been looking at cars in the hope I pass and think I want a mini

  38. Due to several coincidences at work (holidays, meetings, external courses) I am the only person in the office today. Took my book and switch in with me. I don’t plan on doing any work.

  39. I submitted my tax return and found that the government owed me a fat stack after a company let me go a month before christmas.

  40. Anyone else allocate their easiest work of the week to themselves on Monday and then hate it when they get to the end of the week and all the hard stuff is left? lmao.

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