Donald Chump

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  1. Trump looks especially pathetic today. It was nice to see.

  2. Let’s just bethankful he backed off the tarrifs for now. Really would have railed the economy and alot of people are already struggling rn because of him

  3. Conservatives have no idea, they think Trump “won”. Imagine being on Reddit right now and being so clueless.

  4. When the bully gets outnumbered…

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  5. Trump is the presentation of the intelligence and moral standing of his voters.

  6. 🤣🙂 Just proves that the MAGAt Commander in Chief is a colossal pompous idiot. 😏😆

  7. This will be a running theme for 4 years. Because Trump can’t negotiate out of a box, he will use tariffs to bully our allies.

  8. It isn’t bad enough he tried to do this but now you are trying to shame him into making it happen again? WTF? Count your blessing and hope he moves on to the next thing instead of rubbing his nose in it.

  9. It’s all political theater. Distraction, distraction, distraction.

    While he fundamentally changes the Federal Government…

  10. I’m not convinced he isn’t going to still implement them on March 1st when all is said and done

  11. News flash! –

    The documentary, “Donald Trump Threatens Tariffs, Backs Down, But Republicans Think He Won!” nominated for an Academy Award in January 2026!

    Republicans are literally rejoicing in the streets tonight! What a great day for America!

  12. Trudeau: Here’s a Tim Hortons and a STFU.
    Sheinbaum: I got him to go away for a single chicken nugget

  13. That makes sense. Trump doesn’t care whether or not he actually wins, as long as he looks like he’s winning. Offering him better terms compared to outright economic warfare looks like a win, so he took it.

  14. Love the playbook. Create a problem that really isn’t one. Do nothing substantive, declare the problem solved and collect the W. Amazing. This country is really going places.

    …just not anywhere we want to be…

  15. Trump is backing off on the tariffs because he is damaging the economy. And if he fucks the economy, not like in the Stormy Daniel’s case, he will be kicked out.

  16. He will still say he had a productive phone call, the best phone call, where he successfully negotiated with the Undeserving Canada, and the Mad Mexico, and they gave in to his demands, his very freedom demands, for the best America, MAGA!

    And his fans will believe every false word.

  17. From what I read, there will actually be 5,000 less Canadian troops looking for illegal crossings into the US. I get how he bankrupted a casino, now.

  18. is this what he was really saying in the French part of his speech?

  19. the problem is that unfortunately trump can sell it to his brainless voters as if he brought home the victory through ‘tough negotiations’.
    magas are dumb as shit and know nothing about existing agreements.

    Trump has won (in the eyes of his supporters)
    I still hope that we (allies of the usa) cut ourselves off from the usa more and more in the future, because I despise the usa more and more every day.
    bully your friends, really great partnership/s

  20. But it doesn’t matter. Guys were a lost cause for MAGA GOP…his base thinks he is kicking ass…thats the problem…

  21. The point is to get his brainless followers to think he actually did something.

  22. So, end result:

    America gets: nothing

    America loses: Faith and good will of one of the best allies anyone has ever had, world confidence in the US foreign and economic policies, a reduction in economic investment in the US and a move away from the US dollar as a world reserve currency, America’s status in the world

    Art of the deal

  23. You are not the audience for his theatre play.

    Ignorant voters are, he is stealing other’s thunder.

  24. Trump fanboys are going to say that Trump outmaneuvered Canada with this move, and when it happens, I’m going to repeat something I said during the last Trump admin: I didn’t know that antidepressants came in a suppository format, because someone is blowing a lot of sunshine up their ass.

  25. Was this about giving some of his pals a little dip in the stock market to cover some short positions?

  26. It was always about taking credit for Biden’s border deals

  27. Doesn’t matter. He still looks like the savior to his supporters. Unfortunately.

  28. President Fluff & Fold promised the Mexican president that he would stop the flow of American guns into Mexico. MAGA will have a fainting spell if they see Trump enact new gun restrictions.

  29. Can someone cite for me something that shows these deals / conversations about them were already in the works before this tariff shitstorm? I’d love to believe it, just can’t find any sources on it.

  30. He wants credit for “solving” a problem that he created in the first place.

    He’s done it before and his cult eats it up. Never let them forget that all he did was bluster and make things worse for Americans while his plan was to achieve what was already the status quo.

  31. I mean, Trump knows.

    This has always been his grift. This was his grift in the first term.

    Create a crisis, secure *anything* he can re-brand as a concession, declare victory. Other world leaders are literally on the record saying that’s exactly how he talks to them–“just give me anything and I’ll make this go away.”

    Trump knows he didn’t achieve anything. But now he’s going to take full credit for *everything,* and his media cronies will back him up.

    Guys, we’re 8 years into this. You need to understand this is intentional.

    He holds the world hostage and demands a Bic Mac. **His threats are big and his demands are cheap BY DESIGN.** He knows other countries aren’t willing to risk the havoc he’s threatening, and the bar is *so low* for “victory” that they usually just give him a pittance. He’s relying on the world not willing to set itself on fire just to deny him his Big Mac.

    And the worst part is it works because he’s right. Any leader so stubborn to call his bluff and bring unimaginable harm to the world is a leader just as depraved as him, so stubbornly egotistical as to throw aside all material policy and just enter into a contest of narcissists. The only way to resist his “diplomacy” is to be an unimaginable monster who would rather burn thousands of livelihoods to the ground than just let him have his cheap Big Mac.

    Not to mention every time he does this, it creates an Insider Trader’s Paradise for a day or two in the markets. He’s going to do it again and again.

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