So the couple stopped in the woods for a soup and a roll. Is that a euphemism?
Lynn, these are sex people
Damn right they’re unusual just coloured squares, is it modern art or something?
Is that Minecraft Pr0n?
They found Japanese porn.
Somebody got WOOD looking at these
It must have been a slow day for the guy who put this up on Manchester Evening News.
Next week – Porn Stash Found in a Roadside Bush!
“It was shocking and a bit disturbing, to be honest.”
And I’m not just saying that because my wife is with me, honest guv…
> Dad-of-two Dylan, 47, said: … “It put us right off our soup and roll. Who would put something like that in the middle of a wood? There are some strange people out there. It was shocking and a bit disturbing, to be honest.”
Methinks Dylan doth protest too much…
Oh the nostalgia. You’ve taken me back to my younger years, when the UK was a great country, the trains ran on time, and you could turn the soggy pages of Mayfair Readers’ Wives while hiding behind the cemetery wall.
Not even mildly interesting
“It put us right off our soup and roll”
It put us right off our soup and roll!
like the forest gruffalo trail, but X rated
it out me right off my soup – quote of the year 😅
Everyone had a porn stash somewhere growing up. It was usually in a tree stump or something
They obviously got bored with their vanilla sex life and decided to branch out…
Were they laminated at least?
Impressive for the perpetrator to *branch* out in this way
Used to have quite a long break on one of my days at work so would buy some snacks and go for a wander in a different bit of local wood/walking trail each week. One day there were nailed up print outs of professional porn stating that it was a woman who worked on the local McDonald’s. It was incredibly odd and alsonfelt like i should take them down but there were thousands of them.
Bush wankers👌
Families with children walk through there.
Just in case the story wasn’t shocking enough for you.
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So the couple stopped in the woods for a soup and a roll. Is that a euphemism?
Lynn, these are sex people
Damn right they’re unusual just coloured squares, is it modern art or something?
Is that Minecraft Pr0n?
They found Japanese porn.
Somebody got WOOD looking at these
It must have been a slow day for the guy who put this up on Manchester Evening News.
Next week – Porn Stash Found in a Roadside Bush!
“It was shocking and a bit disturbing, to be honest.”
And I’m not just saying that because my wife is with me, honest guv…
> Dad-of-two Dylan, 47, said: … “It put us right off our soup and roll. Who would put something like that in the middle of a wood? There are some strange people out there. It was shocking and a bit disturbing, to be honest.”
Methinks Dylan doth protest too much…
Oh the nostalgia. You’ve taken me back to my younger years, when the UK was a great country, the trains ran on time, and you could turn the soggy pages of Mayfair Readers’ Wives while hiding behind the cemetery wall.
Not even mildly interesting
“It put us right off our soup and roll”
It put us right off our soup and roll!
like the forest gruffalo trail, but X rated
it out me right off my soup – quote of the year 😅
Everyone had a porn stash somewhere growing up. It was usually in a tree stump or something
They obviously got bored with their vanilla sex life and decided to branch out…
Were they laminated at least?
Impressive for the perpetrator to *branch* out in this way
Used to have quite a long break on one of my days at work so would buy some snacks and go for a wander in a different bit of local wood/walking trail each week. One day there were nailed up print outs of professional porn stating that it was a woman who worked on the local McDonald’s. It was incredibly odd and alsonfelt like i should take them down but there were thousands of them.
Bush wankers👌
Families with children walk through there.
Just in case the story wasn’t shocking enough for you.
God forbid a man has hobbies
What a cancerous website to use on your phone
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