Where does this sign in the men’s loos at work sit on the “polite-passive aggressive- rude“ scale?

by BigBlueMountainStar

41 comments

  3. Based. Really don’t understand why people treat shared toilets so disgustingly.

  4. As someone that hates poo stains on toilets… I actually get this person’s frustration 100%.

  6. Enquiring minds want to know more.

    What sort of establishment was this sign located in? “No shitting in the toilet” was a sign, famously, seen by a travel writer in China.

  7. Don’t flush.

    A whole big jobby is not a trace so therefore exempt.

    Bonus if you can not leave evidence of toilet paper.

    /s

  9. lol. If they do close the toilets indefinitely, just let the HSE know. They’ll soon open them again once they find out that they’ll have to send everyone home….

  11. Authoritative. Clear description of transgression and consequence. Minus points for misspelling faeces.

  12. I brought this up in a management training meeting agenda at work… “I volunteer myself to train the staff how to use a bog brush, because apparently most of you don’t know how it works.”

  14. If you shut the loos you’ll find traces of faeces plenty of other places too

  15. “Impeccable” is not only in bold but also in red, so matters are getting quite serious now.

  18. If it were to be closed, it would be highly tempting to leave a number two at the door in protest.

  20. I feel like this is the sort of sign hyacinth bucket would put up for her husband

  21. Pretty up there but it’s just begging for someone to shit in front of the door by threatening withdrawal of access!

  22. Your reply should be: “What species of faeces did you find in the niches? Is his identity known, who sat on the throne?”

  23. If your employer doesn’t want people shitting in the toilets I’d ask HR where they’d prefer you do it

  25. Funny but rude. What are you supposed to do if you detect fecal matter? And I can’t imagine they’d be very tolerant of people spending work time cleaning the loos.

  26. That second sentence ought to be put on signs outside the House of Commons and House of Lords.

  29. I’d write on that “you realise closing a toilet for a workplace is illegal yeah?” on it.

  32. How can you resist not leaving a present on top of the closed toilet seat

  33. They haven’t written “Polite Notice” at the top, so it definitely isn’t polite.

  34. This is entirely neutral. There’s no passive or aggression about it. It states explicitly what the problem is without pretending to be polite or without being rude

  36. 1. Traces of feces can be found in the world’s cleanest toilet.

    2. That sign implies they will close those traces.

  39. At my old job one of our supervisors removed all the cutlery and plates from our staff kitchen, as punishment for someone forgetting to run the dishwasher the previous day. He was threatening to lock the door and stop people entering the staff room as further punishment.

    I called up HR and it was so funny seeing him sheepishly return to the kitchen and quietly put all the cutlery and dishes back after he had a very short, closed door, meeting with my boss after HR called back.

    I would love to see how it would turn out if this stupid asshole tried to lock a staff toilet to prevent people using it.

  40. It’s most likely illegal not to give your employees access to toilet facilities.

    I have Crohn’s disease, so bathroom access is needed at all times. You might have a discrimination case based on if anyone else in the workplace has similar digestive issues.

    Also, stop slinging your poop around.

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