We are about to conquer the world I am telling you

by PaperaPina1103

37 comments
  1. We’re the cool guys club, what’s wrong?

    Alternatives are Ivan, Sam, Rajesh and Zhang…

  2. Looks like all the children of those sexpats grew up and now want alimony from their dads’ homeland

  3. Conquering the whole World? I sleep

    Be such a great concept that the whole world conquers itself for you? Real shit

  4. The best metric for whether people should be allowed into the EU is how fun they are to get drunk with.

    Thailand passes, Canada doesn’t. We should really be getting the Aussies in

  5. afaik there isn’t a geographical limitation in the current rules

  6. Uranium is needed, so only the greatest country in the world would be a potential candidate.

    You know, the place that has the Tinshein swimming pool with the filtration system that removes 80% of human solid waste.

  7. I’m pretty sure you guys will have switched and joined BRICS by then

  8. I mean, technically Reunion and Fr*nch Guyana are parts of European Union.

  9. Honestly. Being a globe-spanning empire would defeat the purpose of the EU. I doubt that would happen.

  10. That’s about to be a World EU. (Western Balkans still out tho)

  11. I hate to be ‘that person’, but the EU didn’t exist in 1973 – that was the EEC (European Economic Community). The EU came into existence on 01/11/1993 with the signing of the Maastricht Treaty.

  12. If it allows us to distance ourselves from the piece of work that is the US, than I’m all for world domination

  13. Conquering the world with bureaucracy. Bc we Germans learn. War didn’t work. Twice. Now, we use peace and paper as weapons. /s

  14. Ideal candidates would be: Japan, Australia, New Zealand and Canada (only the nice parts, we also need their tritium). Fun addition: Costa Rica & Alaska (make it independent)

  15. Europe should expand beyond Europe’s borders with voulentary, mutually beneficial colonialism. It’s not a foreign concept, but it has to be updated for the 21st century, naturally.

  16. I think we should let all the cool countries in regardless of where they are, and just shamelessly rebrand ourselves from EU to ‘World Government’.

    What’s that, orange man? You trying to rename the gulf of mexico? Nah you’re thinking small.

  17. Thailand has the best femboys in the world, of course they’d be welcome.

  18. It’s time for the World Union! I’m all aboard for it.

    Freude schöner Götterfunken shall sound over the bigotry and destruction of true freedom all around the world. Everywhere there are still people alive united in diversity.

  19. 2100AD: “We are finally getting benefits from Brexit! Our health and safety regulations have stayed the same since we left! Wait… what?!…”

  20. Ok but I need snails and frogs at breakfast everywhere. That’s our only request.

  21. We really are usurping the US hegemony by doing nothing

  22. Didn’t Maroco first asked if they are eligable to join, recived a NO and then send aplication anyway?

  23. Canada being part of the EU while GB isn’t would be very funny.

  24. I hate not being part of the EU, the UK population sucks ass.

  25. Fuck protectionist trade blocks. Bring back free trade.

  26. funny enough. The guy that proposed canada joing eu wasn’t a canadian

  27. My French half is all for Canada joining.

    But, I mean, is there any will to do that in Canada, in all seriousness. I’m saying Canada, not r/canada.

  28. 2035.The Republic of California has sent a formal request for membership in the European federation.

  29. Excellent! Soon everyone will be in the EU and we’ll be surrounded. The U.K. will become the one true trash island in a sea of Euro Papa.

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