Apple Unhappy As First Porn App Gets Approval For IPhone In Europe

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1. European Innovation. Finally.

2. Imagine the headlines – “Lenovo mad at users being able to download executables”.

   What are you doing Apple?

3. Why does Apple care even though the app will not be available in their App Store?

4. Mmmm porn

5. Good. I hate when companies behave like turbovirgins.

6. Why does anyone need a special app for porn.. I mean we already have reddit and tumblr.. from the looks of it about 60% reddit is porn and thus it is already a “porn app”.

7. Safari is the most used app to access porn

8. EU innovation wooooooo

9. App for porn? What does it do?

10. The real freedom.

11. So two questions.

    Why would *anyone* ever need an app for porn?

    Why would Apple care? Is it one of those typical American puritan things where they go nuts over things like nudity or swearing?

12. Americans are super prude so they think the rest of the world should be too. It’s fucking absurd.

13. Let me guess, it’s not Europe, but EU

14. F..king Great!

15. Seeing a dick = safety risk. Oh, ‘Muricans…

16. yes, this is what we were fighting for all these years .
    Fr a porn app to be on the headlines of the alternative stores. This is the app that everybody wanted but Apple was blocking in their walled garden and now we can be happy

17. I missed this piece of news – are Apple being forced to allow porn in the EU?

18. wait reddit isn’t the first porn app for iphone

19. You might say it’s all gone a bit pear-shaped.

20. iWank ?

21. Bottle caps & porn. We are doomed

22. Still won’t buy an iPhone. Apple can suck it.

23. Once again proves the rather bizarre priorities of American culture…

    – Violence? Sure, lets make some movies!

    – Russian propaganda? Sure, that’s just free speech!

    – Porn? Eew, no, that’s Unpuritarian.

24. Tim Cook speedrunning the ‘We Apologize for Any Confusion’ press release.

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26. Apple says ‘no’ to melons.

27. Ok guys i’ve done my homework, I downloaded and tried the app : I really don’t know why you would use the app over just the browser, all the content seems to be from one site (the one with the iconic drum intro)

28. That’s disgusting ! Tell me more where I can download it 😂!

29. Has apple been on twitter/x.com lately? So much porn.

30. $1.99 to unlock “The Money Shot”

31. What the fuck is with American companies and puritanism?

32. I don’t see how their opinion matters

33. I’m in the EU and downloaded out of curiosity. It’s just a front for sites like Pornhub, xhamster, xvideos and so on.
    The neat thing is no adds and it shows you just the video content.
    I’m guessing the premium version would let you create custom playlists and other niceties… but nothing revolutionary.
    Just a more convenient way to access the popular porn sites.

34. Oh no. Anyways

    Lets force Apple to make unlimited side loading possible all over the world

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