Uncle O’Grimacey being persecuted for speaking the truth. A mascot’s tale as old as time.
Uncle was staunch
Uncle O’Grimacey was freed by the Good Friday Agreement
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Ooh ah, up the Mc’Ra!
What’s funny is people will believe it.
The thing with uncle ‘O Grimacey ya se …
And he wouldn’t be fond of drinkin’ but when he go at it, he do go at it awful and very hard. He do have forty-five pints in in about 2 hours. He’d have a packet a crips then and maybe an oul packet a peanuts and he’d go for probably and he’d have 10 more anyway and then and get up the followin’ mornin” Maureen’d have the fry on and he’d go at it agin and there’d be no fuckin shtoppin’ him. He’d take the shirt of any man’s back, bastards.
Masked men showed up to Uncle O’Grimacey’s funeral.
None of us knew who they were, they just fired a single round, poured a drink out and left.
Did yous try the purple grimace shake?
It was like raspberry and grape or something.
Fuckin awful.
Fake flavouring, vanilla ice cream, purple dye. They had it at my local McDonald’s for a while and I made the mistake of giving it a go. Oof.
Had a regular grimace shake, it was amazing.
Uncle O’Grimacey, he’s in the ra
I’d say he was some boy at making wallets.
Uncle O’Grimacey, more plastic than a slice of McDonald’s cheese.
*humming The Foggy Dew as I hold back tears sucking down the partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage*
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Just standard yank shit.
Uncle O’Grimacey being persecuted for speaking the truth. A mascot’s tale as old as time.
Uncle was staunch
Uncle O’Grimacey was freed by the Good Friday Agreement
[deleted]
Ooh ah, up the Mc’Ra!
What’s funny is people will believe it.
The thing with uncle ‘O Grimacey ya se …
And he wouldn’t be fond of drinkin’ but when he go at it, he do go at it awful and very hard. He do have forty-five pints in in about 2 hours. He’d have a packet a crips then and maybe an oul packet a peanuts and he’d go for probably and he’d have 10 more anyway and then and get up the followin’ mornin” Maureen’d have the fry on and he’d go at it agin and there’d be no fuckin shtoppin’ him. He’d take the shirt of any man’s back, bastards.
Masked men showed up to Uncle O’Grimacey’s funeral.
None of us knew who they were, they just fired a single round, poured a drink out and left.
Did yous try the purple grimace shake?
It was like raspberry and grape or something.
Fuckin awful.
Fake flavouring, vanilla ice cream, purple dye. They had it at my local McDonald’s for a while and I made the mistake of giving it a go. Oof.
Had a regular grimace shake, it was amazing.
Uncle O’Grimacey, he’s in the ra
I’d say he was some boy at making wallets.
Uncle O’Grimacey, more plastic than a slice of McDonald’s cheese.
*humming The Foggy Dew as I hold back tears sucking down the partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage*
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