You have to respect the thumbs up. That’s brilliant 😂
I’ve done this countless of time in tescos when I was younger. 99% of the time they just looked at the year, think it worked in my favour because I’d my work uniform on too. One time it didn’t though and wee old Mary got the calculator out ffs. Never went back.
I was in Windsor a few years ago and was wandering down the high street when I spotted a couple of Eton schoolboys in uniform (not an unusual sight in Windsor). They very politely stopped me and asked if I could pop into the off licence they were standing outside (actually, more of a wine merchant sort of place) and get them a nice bottle of Chablis. They had a budget of £40. Fair play, thought I.
I can probably count on my hands, how many times I’ve been asked for ID. Was buying fags at 13 and alcohol around 16. 1st time I got asked for ID I went to the petrol station I had been going for over a year and they had a new girl on. Best thing is I was finally 16 so could legally buy the 10 Mayfair I was after.
Sis had a fake ID and mixed up the dates, made herself 28 instead of 18. Sure to say no one believed her
“When’s your birthday?”
“22nd of February”
“What year?”
“_Every year_”
Used to use my genuine college ID to get into nightclubs when I was 17. Thankfully all the bouncers were always thick as shit and couldn’t do the maths. I think it helps if you carry yourself with confidence, I looked like I was 12.
Did this a few times and right after I turned 18 swaggered into Tesco and they try and tell me I’m not 18 and I have to prove to them that I am in fact actually 18
Bartender?
I was privileged enough to have overworking face follicles by 15. was a regular in a pub by 17 haha
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You have to respect the thumbs up. That’s brilliant 😂
I’ve done this countless of time in tescos when I was younger. 99% of the time they just looked at the year, think it worked in my favour because I’d my work uniform on too. One time it didn’t though and wee old Mary got the calculator out ffs. Never went back.
I was in Windsor a few years ago and was wandering down the high street when I spotted a couple of Eton schoolboys in uniform (not an unusual sight in Windsor). They very politely stopped me and asked if I could pop into the off licence they were standing outside (actually, more of a wine merchant sort of place) and get them a nice bottle of Chablis. They had a budget of £40. Fair play, thought I.
I can probably count on my hands, how many times I’ve been asked for ID. Was buying fags at 13 and alcohol around 16. 1st time I got asked for ID I went to the petrol station I had been going for over a year and they had a new girl on. Best thing is I was finally 16 so could legally buy the 10 Mayfair I was after.
Sis had a fake ID and mixed up the dates, made herself 28 instead of 18. Sure to say no one believed her
“When’s your birthday?”
“22nd of February”
“What year?”
“_Every year_”
Used to use my genuine college ID to get into nightclubs when I was 17. Thankfully all the bouncers were always thick as shit and couldn’t do the maths. I think it helps if you carry yourself with confidence, I looked like I was 12.
Did this a few times and right after I turned 18 swaggered into Tesco and they try and tell me I’m not 18 and I have to prove to them that I am in fact actually 18
Bartender?
I was privileged enough to have overworking face follicles by 15. was a regular in a pub by 17 haha
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