Man banned from Ireland over harassment tells Cork court: ‘I am the king of Ireland’

by badger-biscuits

30 comments
  1. When a solicitor prefaces a comment with “Iv been instructed to say..” you know whatever comes after is going to be brilliant lol.

  2. There is a lot of cases recently of people in court who seem not entirely the full shilling.

    Is it that insanity is only really looked at in really serious cases or something?

  3. As valid as any claim to royalty as far as I am concerned.

  4. >Defence barrister Paula McCarthy spoke with the accused during a brief adjournment and returned to court to tell the judge that she was instructed to tell the court that he had a cure for cancer, for which he would be paid a sum of more than €800m and that it would be paid to him by President Donald Trump.

    Huge if true tbf

  5. Any bai who must say, “I am the king of Ireland” is no true king.

  6. You’re the king of this. You’re the king of that. You’re the king of dog shite.

  7. Imagine being banned from the country. I wasn’t even aware they could do that.

  8. “Then he added: “I am the king of Ireland… I am the king of the Republic of Ireland…”

    “The defendant shouted at him, “Sit the fuck down … Put me back in prison. I am Mandela.” Judge Boyle said to him: “You really are not.” ”

    Going off your psychiatric meds so badly you accidentally end up mimicking Idi Amin.

  9. Sounds like a guy pretending to be a bit mad to be honest. 

  10. “I am God” my words before I drunkenly jumped off the local pier and fucked my back up for life

  11. My grandma’s cousin claims to be the rightful king of Ireland and I was afraid that this was him. Glad it wasnt

  12. if he really is the king he’s just got to choose his champion and have a trial by combat, not quite sure how the court hasn’t caught that yet

  13. Can we clarify is he the King of Ireland or just Cork…

    *Hope that lady gets some peace once his family collects him*

  14. Must be terrifying for that woman that he got back into the country. How did he get through airport or port if he’s banned from the country?

  15. Not sure why the judge isn’t ordering a psychiatric evaluation here.  You don’t need to be a genius to figure out what’s going on here.

  16. If the dude is that off his rocker how the fuck was he allowed to check himself out of psychiatric care? Especially with his history of stalking and harassment

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