Dear Ireland. We have kidnapped your President. No harm will come to him if you obey these instructions. Do not contact the local council. Do no contact the local Arts people. No harm will come to Mr. Potato. We’ll ring back in 3 hours with our demands.

22 comments

1. Oh you’ll “ring back” will you? Fucking inside job, just gave themselves away

2. I’ve just seen him on the hook a duck on a fairground in Liverpool, is there a reward?

3. Who has the phone today? Is it my turn?

4. jokes on you Mr. tayto is immortal

5. He’ll escape on his own when he’s ready.

6. Everybody just needs to fucking relax okay.

7. Its MR SPUD to you

8. It’s ok.

9. He was the best of us.

10. I know a man with a very particular set of skills that will be after ye.

11. . . . and we have the US President. If the country isn’t returned to its rightful owners, the citizens of ‘merica, we’ll set the dogs on him.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/4ZfHGKV2Ra

12. Don’t hurt him. I’ll do anything.
    Anything

13. Not sure if really the president. Need a picture of him beside a Burmese Mountain dog for scale.

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15. Jaysis I hope dougal doesn’t have the phone today.

16. i think i’d like both a president potato and president higs plushie.

17. It’s Tayto not potato, stupid terrorist.

18. Sure he’s the same size as the president! Whoa..

19. The horror. Won’t somebody think of the children.

20. Lads it’s fake, this fella has clearly never even been here before, talking about “contact” and “local council” it’s just a bunch of hocus pocus!

    Look buddy I dunno where you got a life size president of our dummy, but I call bullshit no matter how well done this replica is.. this guy 🙄

21. Send the Rangers.

22. Piss off. John Keogh is safe and well

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