hes been impeached twice and suffered no consequences. they should wait until hes convicted.
Canada really is the best neighbor ❤️
A hostage situation we can all get behind.
Classic hoser manoeuvre
Eagle looks chill as fuck.
Love it guys! Keep it safe for us.
Take good care of him eh
Don’t bring the bird into this. He’s just as embarrassed.
Even in their ransom note, they are still ever so polite!
“Dear Canada,
We have captured your goose, and… wait… oh God. Oh God no! Please send help!!”
They a generally found in Canada at our dumps or with their heads up some dead animals arsehole.
We have hundreds of bald eagle hostages currently contained at Vancouver area landfills. We will return the garbage birds safely if you:
1) acknowledge that the superior red-tailed hawk is the one that actually makes that cool screeching sound, and
2) Excise that weird lump in the whitehouse to contain the ongoing metastatic issues.
Dear Canada, thank you. Keep him safe for us.
Poor thing is probably safer in Canada
“For my own part I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen as the Representative of our Country. He is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly…For in Truth the Turkey is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America.” Letter to Sarah Bache (Benjamin Franklin, 1784)
It’s fucking sad that this meme was already 7-8 years old and now making a comeback.
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The bird’s face! 😂
We need that bird here.

dear canada: thank you. love and kisses, california
[If you guys down south start it, we’ll come and help you finish it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHSaHRd4Q48&ab_channel=bagabus). We want our bud back to normal.
hes been impeached twice and suffered no consequences. they should wait until hes convicted.
Canada really is the best neighbor ❤️
A hostage situation we can all get behind.
Classic hoser manoeuvre
Eagle looks chill as fuck.
Love it guys! Keep it safe for us.
Take good care of him eh
Don’t bring the bird into this. He’s just as embarrassed.
Even in their ransom note, they are still ever so polite!
“Dear Canada,
We have captured your goose, and… wait… oh God. Oh God no! Please send help!!”
They a generally found in Canada at our dumps or with their heads up some dead animals arsehole.
We have hundreds of bald eagle hostages currently contained at Vancouver area landfills. We will return the garbage birds safely if you:
1) acknowledge that the superior red-tailed hawk is the one that actually makes that cool screeching sound, and
2) Excise that weird lump in the whitehouse to contain the ongoing metastatic issues.
Dear Canada, thank you. Keep him safe for us.
Poor thing is probably safer in Canada
“For my own part I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen as the Representative of our Country. He is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly…For in Truth the Turkey is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America.” Letter to Sarah Bache (Benjamin Franklin, 1784)
It’s fucking sad that this meme was already 7-8 years old and now making a comeback.
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