I saw that Tiktok parody of Trump speech about Canada and Greenland but about the UK, and wasn't that utopian at this point lol.

by wavysquirrel

44 comments

  1. Lol good luck.

    If the Romans couldn’t invade Scotland that big orange dumbass definitely can’t.

  2. Do you perchance mean “dystopian”?

    I’d be quite riled, personally. Trump’s viewpoint of the world, including his many failed ventures in Scotland, is purely transactional. It’s rather why I think his dealings usually fail; he burns goodwill like a furnace of malcontent. Any political dealings he or his staff venture into inevitably lead to embittermemt and resentment. This only leads to future dealings becoming exceptionally hostile.

  4. Burst out laughing, i’d take it as seriously as Putin’s numerous threats to

  5. Well, he’s on about invading/annexing so many other places. Why not the UK? Why doesn’t he want us??

  9. Pft hilarious, they needed help to leave the UK when we owned them.

    The waste of tea still hurts

  10. I’d put a bunch of Glaswegian grannies against their marines any day.

    The country that hasn’t won a war on its own since it beating us brits (on their home turf) in eighteen oatcake. They are nothing without coalitions.

  14. I say this with no relish for the prospect of it actually happening, but we have nuclear weapons. Despite, I’m sure, our massively smaller arsenal of them, the very risk we could in theory level cities with them would deter this kind of invasion.

  16. Based on the last set of war games, I’d say we’re pretty safe.

    The US army has all the gear but no fucking idea.

  18. Tell him to fuck his mum and laugh in his dumb face

  20. Bro we’d annihilate them. You know how you can distract a cat by throwing something across the room? imagine that cat was fat and full of burgers.

  21. There was no third world before US was independent. It’s a cold war exclusive term.

  22. A country that’s never really won a war on their own? Lmao

  24. Laugh 😃

    Oh…you were serious.

    Yes. Surface please. And up pops a Trident sub off the coast of DC lol

  26. Go and shit in some of the holes of his golf courses as local legend has it some locals have done at both of his golf courses here in Scotland.

  27. I’d like to see SEAL team 6 try and take on your average Scouser after a few pints, come and av’ a go if you think you’re hard enough.

  28. Reclaim America like parents taking their childrens toys away 😂😂

  29. I would strip off bollock naked, paint my face blue and charge at the nearest M1 Abrams while wailing like a Zulu warrior. It would be fckin awesome.

  30. I’d phone that bloke that nutted the terrorist at Glasgow Airport a few years back, he’d sort it out

  31. Sign up for home guard and wait for him to be taken out by the SAS.

  32. Dont care what he threatens, we’re not taking Russell Brand back. No takesie backsies, invasion be damned.

  33. Laugh. Americas got the biggest budget, but fancy toys don’t make an army.

    Invasion is boots on the ground, and I doubt they’d get that far.

  35. We would get destroyed. For all the talk about foreign influence Brits seem to be blind to the fact that the US already have military bases here and can shut down our economy and means of communication on a whim. They own virtually every large business here and have complete dominance over our media. The same way we robbed Russia of their assets is the same way the US would rob us of ours.

  36. I doubt I’d react I’m pretty sure this is just posturing and his warped way of negotiating.

    If it was looking like an invasion was actually about to happen I’d re-enlist, as a reservist in case it all blows over.

  37. Get the popcorn and enjoy the comedy show that it is.

  38. He might well threaten anything because thats all a smokescreen for what he’s already doing completely skewing America to his own ends.

  39. Just to throw it out there a lot of non British military analysts have said we would be the worst to try and invade. The aggressor would very likely loose.

  41. it would be the only time the English, Welsh, Scottish and Irish would agree on something other than when we are winning at football that we are britain.

  42. Just wait for King Charles to march over there with the Kingsguard, give him a stern talking to and reverse Hamilton them.

  43. US: We’re gonna invade you

    UK: Great I’ll put the kettle on, you like your tea in seawater if I remember?

  44. There’s got to be some credibility to hypothetical questions like this. I’m imagining that there is a reason for this unimaginable event. So let’s say there is some sort of beef between us slowly building. By the way, arranging an invasion would require well over 100k troops – even for this small third world country – and that takes time. But we were warned so our government – hopefully not in the hands of the current PM – would be initiating some sort of increase in the military actually got defence. We’ve been here before and I’d guess that Europe would by this time, be on our side, and might help. I think it’s too difficult for the US to do this.

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