Good evening and welcome back to the r/CasualUK live threads for the Angertainment television programme The Apprentice! Together we can despair at the idiocy of the contestants that are desperately trying to impress an ageing Alan Sugar.

It's week two, and the candidates face the music as they are tasked with creating virtual pop stars. They need to record a single and produce a music video before pitching for brand sponsorship. One team’s lack of harmony leads their avatar to flop, whilst the other team’s robotic rap fails to hit the high notes. In the boardroom, one candidate fails to chart and is sent home.

Here is a handy link to meet this years contestants.

There we go. Another year, another Apprentice. It can't worse than last year, can it? One thing's for sure, Alan's puns won't have got any better. Lets see who’ll be least shit.

Name Occupation PM count Twat? Day out
Amber-Rose Badrudin Convenience store owner – Yes –
Anisa Khan Pizza company owner 1 Yes –
Aoibheann Walsh Hair and beauty salon owner – Yes –
Carlo Brancati Hair transplant consultant – Yes –
Chisola Chitambala Virtual assistant company owner – Yes –
Dean Franklin Air conditioning company owner – Yes –
Emma Rothwell Online gift store owner – Yes 1
Emma Street Corporate project manager – Yes –
Frederick Afrifa Motivational speaker – Yes –
Dr Jana Denzel Cosmetic dentist – Yes –
Jonny Heaver Tutoring company owner – Yes –
Jordan Dargan Animation entrepreneur – Yes –
Keir Shave Telemarking company owner – Yes –
Liam Snellin Workwear brand owner – Yes –
Max England Senior account manager – Yes –
Melica Moshiri Tech recruitment company owner – Yes –
Mia Collins Meal prep entrepreneur – Yes –
Nadia Suliaman Knightsbridge salon chain owner – Yes –

by StardustOasis

34 comments

  1. Their egos must be enormous, because if I was any of them I’d hope for the ground to swallow me up and die of embarrassment!

  2. This has got to be another double no sales (or… Sponsorships or whatever) surely?

  3. Sooo is Nadz suppose to arrive in a Jeep whilst wearing a Garmin Forerunner, what are they paying for.

  7. They should have given out free wellies and a spade for all this bullshit that’s flowing.

  10. Dislike these made up financial figures tasks, if you brought this to these brands they wouldn’t even let you in the room not give you 100 grand.

  11. Is Nadia a traitor? Is she deliberately trying to sabotage the team?

  16. sorry but as if any of these brands would actually invest money into this in real life 😂 absolute nonsense

  18. I think I realised tonight that I absolutely fucking hate this show because the contestants are always the biggest bunch of out of touch cunts possible.

    I don’t know how they managed it, but the BBC have produced a show where Alan Sugar and Karen Brady are two of the most likeable people on it.

  20. It doesn’t look like a microphone, we all know that it looks like a vibrator wand

  21. Carlo looks like that doctor from last year who was also an arrogant twat

  23. I cannot work out if Carlo is going to quit, or if the other candidates are going to murder him in his sleep

  25. Anisa has basically won that by herself with that pitch, because everything else was fucking *dreadful*.

  30. Missed last week, agree with the assessment that they are all twats

  31. Respectfully, I’m going to be a complete bitch to you but I will do it respectfully.

  34. I fucking lost it at “consultation with Baroness Brady and…Tim.”

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