Germanic Identification Tree

by Strong-Clothes4993

43 comments
  1. Put nsfw on this orderly graph please the boner I got from this Ordnung was nothing I needed the public to see

  2. Saying the Dutch don’t have a speech impediment is a choice

  3. What unnecessary ingredients? Do you guys eat pizza without curry and bananas unironically?

  4. Tbh Fårikål and Smalahove are not that bad.

    Rakfisk is the best fish I’ve ever had.

  5. lol, the Kebabpizza is the marvel of the free world. Thanks to the descendants of the eastern and western roman empires.

  6. Who said we are only acting like assholes? Get that shit out of your mind you little fucks!

  7. Tsk tsk, leaving out the UK who has the germanic language this meme is written in

  8. Hahahahahaha, Someone hasn’t eaten a Grandiosa I see. You’re italian, you should know

  9. Was your language buttfucked by Pierre a thousand years ago?

    If yes, you are Barry.

  10. I can speak my own language thank you. It’s the town right next to mine that doesn’t know how to speak it, because they say some words differently than me.

  11. This is by far the most accurate representation of GUNS and their satellites I’ve ever seen.

  12. Come to Copenhagen and try our restaurants, I will not stand for the food slander! (Norwegian food is shit tho).

  13. Damn, Luigi hadn’t declared such hostilities toward northern Europe since the invasion of Germania.

  14. Needs a node before the cuisine being edible with “is your cuisine good” and “no” points to this edible node.

  15. “Acting” like asshole? We definitely are assholes, no acting involved

  16. Belgium is yes to all of these, except they don’t know how to speak their own language and they aren’t aroused by rules.

  17. GG WP Luigi. I am kinda offended you put the Germans and their food in edible but other than that you’re spot on.

  18. Excuse me but Adolf actually informed you all that we are also Germanic. Was his message not strong enough?

  19. We need that but a PIE tree instead. It would generate a lot of lulz.

  20. Yes but in red is the most true statement of the entire graph

  21. Swiss can’t properly speak their own language because it’s not their own.

  22. An Italian admitting our cuisine is edible. Brings a tear to my eyes.

  23. My German colleague told me that I was very efficient at work today and that she’s proud of me…. I think she knows that the Swiss have an innate praise kink

  24. I actually do like acting like an asshole. Makes me feel like someone special

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