‘BACK TO PLASTIC!’: Trump says he will sign executive order ditching paper straws

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1. Paper straws work very well.

2. Of course…

3. The bold stance of a man who eats burnt steak with ketchup—’Plastic is good, paper is bad!’ Genius.

4. Aa long as its bad for the planet its a good decision / Maga

5. Finally, someone who’s in touch with what America truly needs right now

6. The party of small government sure does love banning stuff.

7. So much for invisible hand of the market.

8. When has he ever gotten a paper straw at McDonalds?

9. Friendly reminder that novel entity contamination (plastic being one of those) is the top ranked crisis with respect to planetary boundaries. Climate change ranks at number 4.

   And these dummies wonder why the birth rates are collapsing when novel entities are a driver of sperm counts falling on average 40% over the last 50 years.

10. Fucking nobody even asked for this

11. I would love to hear why this is an important issue faced by the nation that the federal government needs to step in on

12. “Small government” telling us what kind of drinking straws to use 😂

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