Donkeys on the front lines are normal if its 1914.
Does anyone remember the donkeyfaust?
How big is Russia’s strategic donkey stockpile?
Well, it’s transport and rations at the same time. Very efficient
Someone should post this on r/agedlikemilk
Is “Khodarenok” even still alive, maybe he got drafted to zero as well already.
F▪︎○k¡ng orcs adding animal abuse to the list of their crimes.
In hindsight only a small % of our experts were right about the intentions and power of Russia prior to 2022. One I never forget is: “The modern Russian army is not very large and the large Russian army is not very modern”. Sofar, the mass of the russian army was stopped by arms given to Ukraine and the iron will of the Ukranians to stay free, to not live in an empire with more torture rooms than starbucks outlets.
Maybe the donkeys are sent to the front to stop the fire spitting dragon drones.
Same as the other donkeys, sign bonus.
Orcs love donkey ass
I don’t know if it’s better to use mules or donkeys for war logistics. All I know is my friend had both on a small farm, the donkey was much smarter but wouldn’t do anything it didn’t want to do it and was best friends with a giant Great Pyrenees dog. The two mules were some of the meanest dumbest animals I ever met, think somehow dumber than a horse and twice as mean as an asshole horse. So maybe the Russians didn’t mess up choosing donkeys is all i’m saying, I think.
Great job on this one! Probably laughed a bit to hard haha
Transport, companionship, and dinner, all at the same time. Try doing that with a T-90.
They’ve been using donkeys at the command level for years so it’s not surprising they finally made it to the front line.
Next news: Cyber Donkeys.
Using donkeys on the front line can only be described as a half-assed strategy
Don’t underestimate the power of the vicious Siberian Battle Donkey.
Thats how corruption looks like.
Russia doing something abnormal: “This is normal”
The official explanation about the donkeys would interest me…
Is this for real? The article I mean?
Of course. All modern armies have a donkey corps.
Second best zoo in the Ukraine.
Donkeys can be used in modern warfare. Coalition special forces used donkeys in Afghanistan as they are very good at carrying supplies up steep mountains with little or no paths.
However Ukraine is not known for its mountains so the Russians using them, well, you can draw your own conclusions.
What are the donkeys for? Kadyrov’s soldiers?
It’s all according to plan, guys. The donkeys are called Sarmat, Zirkon and Prometheus.
Sarmat, Zircon and Prometheus are some awesome names for donkeys, gottta give them that.
Unless the donkeys are named “Robots” and “tanks” then clearly the Russians are lying.
r/RussianCircus is leaking
Samat, Zircon, and Prometheus are the names of donkeys….
…and they are hypersonic.
In other news my father, who is drinking RU propaganda by the gallon, has recently shifted his bullshit stories from “Russia stronk!” to “EU is doing weird degenerate shit!”. Rusbots just keep the crap flowing nonstop despite stuff like this, which is insane and sad.
” 2026: Duma explained that using flintlocks on the front is normal.”
“Sticks and stones are now normal on the battlefield!”
The benifit of donkeys for russia is the fact that they are not russian designed or built and given food and water they will outlast and out perform anything russian made.
Donkeys shouldn’t have to put up with that shit.
I feel sorry for what the donkey is about to receive?
Oh super normal, in 1860.
They will not last 2 years. Hoped your stuff. And defend. There will be the opening to fold the line. Ukraine is forever.
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Donkeys on the front lines are normal if its 1914.
Does anyone remember the donkeyfaust?
How big is Russia’s strategic donkey stockpile?
Well, it’s transport and rations at the same time. Very efficient
Someone should post this on r/agedlikemilk
Is “Khodarenok” even still alive, maybe he got drafted to zero as well already.
F▪︎○k¡ng orcs adding animal abuse to the list of their crimes.
In hindsight only a small % of our experts were right about the intentions and power of Russia prior to 2022. One I never forget is: “The modern Russian army is not very large and the large Russian army is not very modern”. Sofar, the mass of the russian army was stopped by arms given to Ukraine and the iron will of the Ukranians to stay free, to not live in an empire with more torture rooms than starbucks outlets.
Maybe the donkeys are sent to the front to stop the fire spitting dragon drones.
Same as the other donkeys, sign bonus.
Orcs love donkey ass
I don’t know if it’s better to use mules or donkeys for war logistics. All I know is my friend had both on a small farm, the donkey was much smarter but wouldn’t do anything it didn’t want to do it and was best friends with a giant Great Pyrenees dog. The two mules were some of the meanest dumbest animals I ever met, think somehow dumber than a horse and twice as mean as an asshole horse. So maybe the Russians didn’t mess up choosing donkeys is all i’m saying, I think.
Great job on this one! Probably laughed a bit to hard haha
Transport, companionship, and dinner, all at the same time. Try doing that with a T-90.
They’ve been using donkeys at the command level for years so it’s not surprising they finally made it to the front line.
Next news: Cyber Donkeys.
Using donkeys on the front line can only be described as a half-assed strategy
Don’t underestimate the power of the vicious Siberian Battle Donkey.
Thats how corruption looks like.
Russia doing something abnormal: “This is normal”
The official explanation about the donkeys would interest me…
Is this for real? The article I mean?
Of course. All modern armies have a donkey corps.
Second best zoo in the Ukraine.
Donkeys can be used in modern warfare. Coalition special forces used donkeys in Afghanistan as they are very good at carrying supplies up steep mountains with little or no paths.
However Ukraine is not known for its mountains so the Russians using them, well, you can draw your own conclusions.
What are the donkeys for? Kadyrov’s soldiers?
It’s all according to plan, guys. The donkeys are called Sarmat, Zirkon and Prometheus.
Sarmat, Zircon and Prometheus are some awesome names for donkeys, gottta give them that.
Unless the donkeys are named “Robots” and “tanks” then clearly the Russians are lying.
r/RussianCircus is leaking
Samat, Zircon, and Prometheus are the names of donkeys….
…and they are hypersonic.
In other news my father, who is drinking RU propaganda by the gallon, has recently shifted his bullshit stories from “Russia stronk!” to “EU is doing weird degenerate shit!”. Rusbots just keep the crap flowing nonstop despite stuff like this, which is insane and sad.
” 2026: Duma explained that using flintlocks on the front is normal.”
“Sticks and stones are now normal on the battlefield!”
The benifit of donkeys for russia is the fact that they are not russian designed or built and given food and water they will outlast and out perform anything russian made.
Donkeys shouldn’t have to put up with that shit.
I feel sorry for what the donkey is about to receive?
Oh super normal, in 1860.
They will not last 2 years. Hoped your stuff. And defend. There will be the opening to fold the line. Ukraine is forever.
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