Musk’s DOGE Teen Was Fired By Cybersecurity Firm for Leaking Company Secrets

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1. This the openly racist one or the closeted racists?

2. Not the “best” but the most corrupt? Fits right in with the Trump administration.

3. So he has filled DOGE with people just like himself. Got it.

4. >Edward Coristine, a 19-year-old member of Elon Musk’s squad that’s criss-crossing US government agencies, was fired from an internship after he was accused of sharing information with a competitor.

   >“Edward has been terminated for leaking internal information to the competitors,” said a June 2022 message from an executive of the firm, Path Network, which was seen by Bloomberg News. “This is unacceptable and there is zero tolerance for this.”

   Damn, this kid was 16-17 at the time it happened.

5. Okay Republicans who were upset that Hilary Clinton kept state secrets on an email server, here’s your chance

6. Some might say that’s criminal… at DOGE, we call it “a highly motivated risk taker.”

7. It’s funny “genius” Elon Musk has college kids doing his “work”.

8. Obviously this is someone that should have access to confidential and classified government information

9. Everyone should make themselves aware of Curtis Yarvin and his affiliation to the current administration.

   He outlined a plan to create an American oligarchy by

   1 Taking power legally on an authoritarian platform 2 use that power unlawfully to dismantle the system ignoring delaying or avoiding attempts to stop or slow the process down

   It’s basically a step by step guide to “do a Russia”

10. This kid MUST believe he’s on some kind of trip or in a simulation or something.

    “*Dude. This motherfucker worth like half a TRILLION dollars wants me hacking the government at the behest of the President of the United States of America. What the fuck? I’m gonna a whole lot of mountain dew and doritos.*”

11. FWIW, the “company secrets” he leaked appear to have been that the company [employed notorious cyber criminals.](https://infosec.exchange/@briankrebs/113957683483583881)

12. Does this administration really think that the kids on tik tok are gonna keep to themselves? lmfao

13. ~I continue to feel reassured about DOGE’s effort; how about you? /s

    How the fuck is this happening, and our legal system is too fucking impotent to stop it?

14. You have to be a special kind of stupid to insert yourself into DOGE. That’s why it’s uniquely broccoli haired incels under the age of 25… As this is where you find that special kind of stupidity…

15. Surely hired solely on merit!

16. So no background check or clearance.

17. Hmm turns out having a couple nazi 18 year olds run the government was a bad idea. Who could have seen this coming?

18. Elon hired the most ethicalest of teenagers to increase efficiency. 

    Why, wouldn’t you bring a plumber who scammed all of his previous clients to fix your toilet? It’s obviously the best choice. 

19. I had to undergo a background check for very low level clearance in my early 20s. They went and talked to my friends, neighbors – knew every credit card that had a balance – they said even an $800 credit card balance was a potential red flag for being bribed. I wasn’t going to be accessing any top secret information. I was going to be part of doing government background checks — so it is amazing that these people with access to some of the most sensitive data were not vetted at all. It blows my fucking mind.

20. Who could have guessed that The Musk Youth wasn’t on the up and up?

21. Only the best, this is a meritocracy after all.

22. Those of us who have had security clearances know how much they stick a microscope up your ass to make sure that you’re not a security risk. And you’re only supposed to see things related to the job you’re doing right then.

    Now we’ve thrown open the doors to all the secrets to this bunch of punks who are completely unvetted.

23. 01/07/2025

    Reporter: “Why does DOGE need access to Americans’ personal information?”

    Trump: “Well, it doesn’t, but they get it very easily. I mean, we don’t have very good security in our country, and they get it very easily.”

24. And this is the real reason Elon didn’t want these punks doxxed. Because now people can look into them and find out they are wholly unfit to be anywhere near anything sensitive in the US govt. the racist, this guy, the next one we will find out has been involved in embezzlement somewhere.

25. Gotta say, all this recent Musk/Trump Admin’s dirty dealings have me feeling zero trust in the capabilities of the Federal government. Who wants to file taxes with those clowns in charge of everything and blowing everything up – including our Constitution and Laws? I think the entire Admin. should be sued and/or impeached for violating their oaths to Constitution and our Laws by virtue of their actions since day 1.

26. A nazi AND a traitor? Perfect maga.

27. Exactly the mindset elon was looking for.

    Bright, young, impressionable and morally flexible!

28. Can he leak every DOGE, Trump, Musk, and everyone MAGAs dark secrets?

29. Real talk, how hard would it be for China to plant some cracked young spy on DOGE?

30. Why do I get the feeling he met these kids in a random discord group.

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