Jessica Alba Files for Amicable Divorce From Cash Warren, No Prenup

23 comments

1. So you’re telling me there’s a chance?

2. She’s a billionaire still, right?

3. Cash Warren is about to be a very wealthy man

4. Sounds expensive

5. Damn, dude had everything set. I wonder what happened.

6. So I have a chance fianlly after two decades? She was my first girl crush after seeing her in Dark Angel 🖤

7. Cash leaving cash on the table with CA being a community property state

8. There could be a post nup but they married right after that horrible fantastic four sequel and before she started her company.

9. Uh oh.. better make my move quick!

10. Alright! Im here for the rebound

11. He probably won’t have a hard time finding another girl

12. So you’re telling me there’s a chance…

13. I wish I was cool enough to have a name like Cash.

14. That’s too bad. I thought they were one of the Hollywood couples that would make it.

15. So you’re saying I’ve got a chance…

16. Does she want Cash or not?

17. Crash the marriage, no pre-nuptials!

18. Nice, here’s my chance

19. Wait, my celebrity crush is single?

20. My turn my turn my turn

21. So you’re telling me there’s a chance

22. I have a friend of a friend of a friend who dated her in high school. Highly unlikely he’ll get back with her, but probably not feeling bad about it today.

23. yo Jess im single

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