The Republican Jesus is at work.

Posted by h20poIo

25 comments
  1. Haven’t you heard? Prosperity-Gospel Jesus spurns the poor and homeless.

  2. This is more so Trump doesn’t have to waddle through tear-gassed woke antifa socialist protesters for a virtue signaling Bible holding photo op. Also any preachers, priests, or bishops can be vetted to not point out Trumps lack of empathy and humanity.

  3. How else do you expect Christo-fascism to get a good foothold?

  4. You’ve never read 1984? The Ministry of Truth is all about lies. The Ministry of Peace is all about war. The Faith Office is all about sacrilege.

    When the government defines faith, it takes on the role of punishing “non-believers.” Their only god is trump. And Musk is their prophet.

  5. Faith is belief in something you know is bullshit. The White House needs lots of it.

  6. If the churches are taking my tax dollars, then churches should be paying taxes!

  7. Religion doesn’t care about that stuff it cares about money and power.

  8. You must understand that extremely theocracy pilled people think that those things are the church’s job and the church should get money to do them, not the government.

  9. Yup, yup, yup. Helping the poor is old fashioned.

    MAGA Republicans have perfected the art of sending “Thoughts and Prayers”.

    Just as good and a whole lot cheaper!

  10. They don’t care. Republican, MAGA, trump/musk dick riders don’t give a fuck. They want this shit. They want a reichtwing dictator and love it that this is causing pain and suffering for others.

  11. If the Anti-Christ wasn’t Nero, it is almost certainly Donald J. Drumpf

  12. Did you care about the faith office under Obama and Biden?

  13. Funny how adherents to the Prosperity Gospel are so happy to take money from the needy.

  14. The irony is that it is literally what Jesus taught against.

    Performative faith is a sin, and they would be punished for it.

    God damn it.

    Sometimes, I wish Jesus was real and that he’d come clean up the mess his people are making.

  15. Republican Jesus = Polar opposite of the one true Messiah =

    THE ANTICHRIST

  16. Although I am not laughing, it is interesting how everyone in the political humor community seems like they we would be targeted in other groups as being an anti religion commie. It’s nice to know I am not the only one whether or not I really am one.

  17. MMW the “faith office” will be used exclusively to punish and oppress any religious view other than christianity.

  18. How is having our taxes fund a faith office not a violation of seperation of church and state???

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