América is fucked, but not because ambulances can’t move.
You can’t see Hans Zena.
You wait whole day for ambulance and you have to pay for it your monthly salary.
Peak country
The way he repeats “Rettungsgasse” at 00:06 genuinely spikes my blood pressure it’s by far the most grating and infuriating way to stress a point
God this guy is not even funny.
I would take a German over a USAn any day of the week.
He has a point, and we must remember Germany is a bit of an authority on the subject after being.. encouraged to perfect the art of dispatch of Rettungsdienst early on. They even invented the blinky blue lights to hide themselves, which now everyone is doing!
If they cared about the others, they wouldn’t have trump as president
*Ambulance siren wailing in the background*
I can’t even hear the ambulance anymore !
Tell a German that in the rest of Europe they simply use the emergency lane and they did the same until a few years ago and watch them post half an hour long explanation how the Rettungsgasse makes them a more civilised country than everybody else.
He is technically right ja
Ja?
If you liked this, you’ll love ambulances in India.
Fremdschamerregend
What differentiates a kinky bicycle from a normal bicycle?
Rettungsgasse is no joke ja.
you don’t get it, it’s actually really emphatic: they’re saving the person the ambulance is for from bankruptcy
So you get to die and your next of kin gets to pay $28373645373 for having the gall to call an ambulance. Nice.
Jim Carrey
Lidl version John Cena
tikfuk cringe
Least Considerate German vs Most Empathetic American:
I once worked with german lad in Norway, he was more productive than automated robot.
I didn’t think that americans doesn’t make way for ambulances, but i am not suprised either
Well it’s not fast but at least it’s fr… No no it’s not.
How does this man look like John Cena and Matt Healy at the same time?
I’ve never seen people not GTFO for an ambulance before, this is insane and I don’t know what’s going on. Yeah it’s normal for Americans to pay $1000 for an ambulance which is pretty excessive but this traffic situation is bizarre.
Annoying sounding dude
Thing is: I never ever met a German who actually used the word „ja“ in the way it became a meme on TikTok. Usually you would instead say „ne“, „nech“, „gell“ or „ga“ depending on where you‘re from exactly…
Me after the evil wizard, curses me with saying “ja” at then end of every sentence:
Did anyone see where he parked that kinky bicycle? Asking for a friend
It’s better to die before the ambulance arrives… The bill from the ambulance will drive you to suicide anyways…
He is a fake Hans. His pronunciation is a bit off…with other words
SPRICH DEUTSCH DU SOHN EINER PROFESSIONELLEN
Say Ja again. SAY JA again! And I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker! Say Ja one more time.
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He has a point, ja.
The German tourist, everyone’s favourite
https://preview.redd.it/33lwd3pnf3ie1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4cc0ff6882958c6f8b57cb1ad4e2651d7dfacfd
América is fucked, but not because ambulances can’t move.
You can’t see Hans Zena.
You wait whole day for ambulance and you have to pay for it your monthly salary.
Peak country
The way he repeats “Rettungsgasse” at 00:06 genuinely spikes my blood pressure it’s by far the most grating and infuriating way to stress a point
God this guy is not even funny.
I would take a German over a USAn any day of the week.
He has a point, and we must remember Germany is a bit of an authority on the subject after being.. encouraged to perfect the art of dispatch of Rettungsdienst early on. They even invented the blinky blue lights to hide themselves, which now everyone is doing!
If they cared about the others, they wouldn’t have trump as president
*Ambulance siren wailing in the background*
I can’t even hear the ambulance anymore !
Tell a German that in the rest of Europe they simply use the emergency lane and they did the same until a few years ago and watch them post half an hour long explanation how the Rettungsgasse makes them a more civilised country than everybody else.
He is technically right ja
Ja?
If you liked this, you’ll love ambulances in India.
Fremdschamerregend
What differentiates a kinky bicycle from a normal bicycle?
Rettungsgasse is no joke ja.
you don’t get it, it’s actually really emphatic: they’re saving the person the ambulance is for from bankruptcy
So you get to die and your next of kin gets to pay $28373645373 for having the gall to call an ambulance. Nice.
Jim Carrey
Lidl version John Cena
tikfuk cringe
Least Considerate German vs Most Empathetic American:
I once worked with german lad in Norway, he was more productive than automated robot.
I didn’t think that americans doesn’t make way for ambulances, but i am not suprised either
Well it’s not fast but at least it’s fr… No no it’s not.
How does this man look like John Cena and Matt Healy at the same time?
https://i.redd.it/pl6jvc1qm4ie1.gif
Johannes „Hans“ Cena
I’ve never seen people not GTFO for an ambulance before, this is insane and I don’t know what’s going on. Yeah it’s normal for Americans to pay $1000 for an ambulance which is pretty excessive but this traffic situation is bizarre.
Annoying sounding dude
Thing is: I never ever met a German who actually used the word „ja“ in the way it became a meme on TikTok. Usually you would instead say „ne“, „nech“, „gell“ or „ga“ depending on where you‘re from exactly…
Me after the evil wizard, curses me with saying “ja” at then end of every sentence:
Did anyone see where he parked that kinky bicycle? Asking for a friend
It’s better to die before the ambulance arrives… The bill from the ambulance will drive you to suicide anyways…
He is a fake Hans. His pronunciation is a bit off…with other words
SPRICH DEUTSCH DU SOHN EINER PROFESSIONELLEN
Say Ja again. SAY JA again! And I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker! Say Ja one more time.
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