The Belgian army has a war hog. We will be taking Maastricht back with it soon

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1. Don’t need to threaten, you can have it.

2. Which one of the PIGS did you enslave in your army?

3. Was the band playing black sabbath ?

4. Maastricht was never yours to begin with

5. Cant you give it to Ukraine? Would end the war.

6. https://preview.redd.it/ux009e9bcjie1.png?width=151&format=png&auto=webp&s=f26b04235d5487afbef70e1a5c8a230e6df73f43

   I dont trust this handler, he only has 1 medal (probably for ‘Zwemdiploma A’) and he’s struggling with that Portugeese hottie

7. Behold, the result of spending 1.21% of your annual GDP on national defense.

8. Quite possibly Belgium’s most advanced tank.

9. They could first start with Molenbeek

10. so this is what 55% of your gross salary buys you

11. Fix your roads first.

12. I’m wondering if they took its teeth out, or left them there for the handlers to be gored someday

13. 🐗

14. Peta?

15. I was in the army and I didn’t even know we had warmachines like that

16. As soon as it crosses our border it turns into schnitzel and sausage.

17. War is coming swiftly
    The border is closing in

18. war is coming swiftly

    the border’s closing in

    we’re a company of soldiers

    mere 40 rifles strong

19. Belgium has an army??

20. Maastricht resident here. Can you let me know when? Would love to witness this failed attempt.

21. This is badass

22. I couldn’t find any information about this? Anybody knows what regiment it is and why they have a hog?

23. The German police actually had a drug sniffing wild boar once. These things are also fucking terrifying they can easily kill you

24. We have a war goat

    https://preview.redd.it/hm2k6wkkijie1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c1d241ba418b415e382e89b474618739f5ca5db

25. What language does it speak? Do they have three? One for each?

26. Take Rotterdam too if it means better cuisine!

27. War hog > Warthog

28. The rest of use will not object… you may take everything back up till Roermond.

29. Just don’t march West

    https://preview.redd.it/3evyuy9xljie1.png?width=501&format=png&auto=webp&s=089804c661b97cf747e06ca2c12988ece8e13f7c

30. Sure, you guys take Limburg and get Geert Wilders as a bonus.

31. https://youtu.be/Xko7Zwmrauc?si=xzmFU4arj1s1Q2BA

32. You can have Maastricht. We’ll throw in Roermond as well if you’d like

33. Gloria fortis miles. The Wehrmacht closing in. Adversor et admorsus. The Boar against the Eagle !!

34. Cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war!

35. It’s not a real country, is it?

36. That animal is nuthin. Get round the bars in Newcastle city centre . You’ll see “better “

37. Belgium go brrrrrr

38. The fact isn’t has to be held back by four dudes is honestly the funniest thing ever.

39. The only functional Belgian soldier

40. Take Maastricht back to increase an average IQ of both countries?

41. That’s Chasseurs Ardennais symbol, those guys fought a good fight during first days of German invasion in 1940.

42. Are you sure this is not that English woman that comes in here occasionally to yap about her love of men of other nationalities?

43. Fine, take Maastricht, but please let mevrouw van der Plas go!

44. If this is true that unit should be on our flag instead of that stupid lion.

45. Yeah, no way I’d be going back to Flandres, tercios or not.

    Have you seen the size of that thing? He’s got 4 handlers with their hands full and then some
    If you get yourself a hundred like these you can conquer Russia or something.

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