Huge if true…

by PamelaPixiee

35 comments
  1. I don’t admire her politics but I assume all politicians talk about opponents this way. It’s not a big deal.

  2. If we’ve learned anything from Trump’s rise and Gordon Brown’s downfall it’s that you have to patter on, keep on pattering and never apologise.

  3. It’s pretty accurate, nothing to apologise for if it’s true.

  4. I can’t argue with any of those assessments. Spot on, in fact.

  5. It’s a parody account. And also from a year ago.

  6. This is something that was a joke ages ago, she didn’t actually say it. Marzipan dildo is from ‘The thick of it’.

    And let’s be fair, given that this is utterly true and honest, perhaps we should all be telling them regularly that they are…

  7. I’m no fan of Nicola, but…she’s not wrong.

    Also this is obviously parody. Still not wrong.

  8. Frankly I’d be more upset to find out she didn’t in fact make these statements.

  9. True words tho sorry guys for our shitty English government dragging you lot down with us

  10. Unsure if the title “Huge if true” is referring to the fact that Nicola Sturgeon did in fact utter these words OR the words that were uttered were indeed actually true.

    Asking for a friend……

  11. “About as much use as a Marzipan dildo” is my new go-to insult for a useless cunt

  12. Brilliant! I’d vote for her if I could, based purely on these gems.

  13. As much as it’s fake, the descriptions aren’t unwarranted

  14. If it had been true, I would have respected her more.

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