Genuinely what dickhead needs a car this big in London.

by confused_ninja

35 comments
  1. Usually the boss of a small building firm, who has bought it to make him feel like he is impressing the 17 year old labourers that are working for him, as when he was 17, he was impressed by such things. 

    The 17 year old labourers, along with everything else he meets think that he is a sad old prick.

  2. Correct me if in wrong, but he is eligible for a parking ticket right? Because it isn’t inside the lines?

  3. Honest question – can you be ticketed for being over the lines? Or is “my car doesn’t fit” a valid cover for that?

  4. You should pop round and see if his wife needs pleasuring. Some serious small dick energy coming off that thing.

  5. Tax them to high heaven. There’s no need for a pickup truck in central London

  6. Why are we not taxing the shit out of these monstrosities?!

  7. In Australia, we call these Yank Tanks. Everyone hates them.

  8. People complain about taxi drivers or white van man, but these people are deadly as fuck.

    Ban them

  9. That should be banned in London. Paris has banned SUVs. We should do the same.

  10. Supermarket parking bays are small and he’ll definitely park over two bays, I bet he’ll use the disabled/family bays instead.

  11. You’ve answered your own question… a dickhead needs a vehicle that big in London.

  12. I feel fairly certain that’s my neighbour’s car. If not, he has the exact same one.

    He is an absolute dickhead, so your assumption is correct.

  13. The funny part is that in the US these are the smallest trucks offered by Ford

  14. Calm down. It’s just Marty McFly and he’s recording his latest album. Remember he avoided a life of misery turning down Needles at the lights.

  15. Ponsonby terrace- isn’t this just behind the secret government building on vauxhall bridge road?

  16. That’s a commercial vehicle. Its owner got 10k vat return on purchase and its lease is paid for like buying a printer. Such idiots mate

  17. Everyone in western Canada; “what’s the problem, don’t get it?”
    Seriously, 25-50% of the vehicles are this size. For an unrelated reason, we also hate carbon taxes.
    “bUt mA TrUcK nEeDs gAs!”
    Sorry fellow Albertans, but it had to be said.

  18. Speaking as a relocated Canadian, I have seen this before. I am pleading with you to nip this in the bud.

  19. Some people have never been called a c**t and it shows

  20. Thought it was gonna be a pic of homeless ppl or crime gangs from the title lmao.

    Nah just some dude’s car

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