Good evening and welcome back to the r/CasualUK live threads for the Angertainment television programme The Apprentice! Together we can despair at the idiocy of the contestants that are desperately trying to impress an ageing Alan Sugar.

This week, the candidates set off for the historic town of Stratford-upon-Avon, the birthplace of William Shakespeare, and its surrounding areas. They have nine hours to secure nine items, and the team that spends the least on the correct items wins. After a comedy of errors and fines, for one team the win is not to be, and Lord Sugar bids adieu to another candidate.

Here is a handy link to meet this years contestants.

There we go. Another year, another Apprentice. It can't worse than last year, can it? One thing's for sure, Alan's puns won't have got any better. Lets see who’ll be least shit.

Name Occupation PM count Twat? Day out
Amber-Rose Badrudin Convenience store owner 1 Yes –
Anisa Khan Pizza company owner 2 Yes –
Aoibheann Walsh Hair and beauty salon owner – Yes 2
Carlo Brancati Hair transplant consultant – Yes –
Chisola Chitambala Virtual assistant company owner – Yes –
Dean Franklin Air conditioning company owner – Yes –
Emma Rothwell Online gift store owner – Yes 1
Emma Street Corporate project manager – Yes –
Frederick Afrifa Motivational speaker – Yes –
Dr Jana Denzel Cosmetic dentist – Yes –
Jonny Heaver Tutoring company owner – Yes –
Jordan Dargan Animation entrepreneur – Yes –
Keir Shave Telemarking company owner – Yes –
Liam Snellin Workwear brand owner – Yes –
Max England Senior account manager – Yes –
Melica Moshiri Tech recruitment company owner – Yes –
Mia Collins Meal prep entrepreneur – Yes –
Nadia Suliaman Knightsbridge salon chain owner – Yes –

by StardustOasis

39 comments

  3. 1.50?!

    I wish people wouldn’t give them an inch – stick to your guns!

  4. Surprised Nadia doesn’t just punch the guy in the stomach, pin him to the ground and steal the fleece.

  5. Am I crazy or has Nadia been on a previous series? I swear there’s been a Knightsbridge salon owner already?

  6. Lads, make sure you acknowledge the guys horse just in case he gets offended

  7. Carlo would be walking back to the boardroom if it were up to me.

  8. Performance review of your project manager while in the car, midway through the task. Wild

  10. I love how someone as obnoxious and insufferable as Carlo was banging on about building rapport earlier.

  11. Called it about Carlo! Just leave him in the car with some Haribo.

  13. Anyone ever tried haggling in this country? I suspect without the cameras you’d just get laughed out the shop

  14. I’m more interested in the big British cheese display in the background.

  15. I wonder what TV channel Karen is watching on those screens on her face.

  19. Why are they travelling to Banbury soo much, its miles away from Stratford.

  20. Oh how much is that £29.99 quill? How are these people so dense?

  21. Just thinking, there’s not been any *real* fuck ups yet, has there? The closest we’ve come is Nadia trying to haggle the fleece man down to £1.50 and that ended up mostly fine.

    Show’s gone.

  22. How bout I buy it off you for 60% off?

    How bout you fuck off

  26. I actually feel kind of bad for Carlo, it looks like he’s really struggling.

  28. If you could just reserve the coal hod

    Yeah there’s a big queue of customers wanting one, I’ll see if I can hold them back…

  29. Basically we can fast forward to the end when all of this is decided on the fines they’ll inevitably receive

  30. I think that’s the first thing Jordan has said all day.

  32. This guy reminds me of Kendall from Succession. Just perpetually miserable.

  33. Homemade boat hook is a choice. Imagine if they can’t get the spade off

  34. What happened to them going overseas and botching the local language?

  36. What the hell are they doing with that “boat hook”?

  39. They probably won’t allow it after Tim complained, but if you broke your boat hook and still had the top it would make sense to do what they did.

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