I thankfully walked away from this encounter with minimal injuries

by hewholoveschoclate

15 comments
  1. Did he stand up next, arms out giving it the fuckin mon then? Lol.

  2. We’ve got squirrels in the back garden and they are an absolute units who are not afraid of the dog.

  3. Username checks out…

    Did you by any chance have a bar of Cadbury’s Whole Nut in your pocket?

    They *really* love that stuff!

    I used to walk through Royal Circus in Edinburgh on my way home from Uni back in the day. One day I was eating a bar, and several squirrels came to the bars of the fence around the gardens looking at me just like that. I fed them a few squares.

    Then I started buying a bar from a vending machine just around the corner to feed them every day, but it became a bit crazy, with more and more turning up as the news got out on the squirrel grapevine. Had to give it up.

  4. Awww he just wants his dinnies. Give him some nuts then so he can store them in his cute puffy wuffy cheeks.

  5. Barbecue them, there tasty tasty very very tasty, there very tasty

  6. We have a wee squirrel box beside our window. Clsss they wind the cats up

  7. Squirrels have cost a friend of mine a small fortune. They seem to love chewing on the wiring of the solar panels on his roof. He used to love having a ton of them come to visit his garden. Now not so much.

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