You can pour Redditor some Dom Perignon or good 18yo single malt. He’ll shot it and say it’s acrid. Give him truffles – it will smell like rotten garlic to him. Brew a good espresso from freshly ground pristine Brazilian beans, he’ll say it’s small and sour and tastes weird. So I’m not surprised that 3/4 of you, plebeians, hate on strawberry pasta. I’m not surprised, cause you’re poor and you ate the cheapest, crummiest things you can find in Walmart throughout the entirety of your pathetic existence. You don’t know the joys of life, your tastebuds are burned out from counterfeit cigarettes and cheap vodka. You’d probably jump around screaming like monkeys and throw things around at the mere sight of kaszanka with potatoes. Sweet-savory or sweet-sour taste combination is one of the greatest things to enjoy; a true feast for a refined gourmet.
In a civilized and developed Japan, when daughter brings her beloved one and introduces him to her parents, they put him to a test. They serve him strawberry pasta. If he refuses to eat it, or eats and says he doesn’t like it, they instantly know he’s from a dysfunctional family. This test is 100% accurate and even WHO admits that in families where alcohol/drug abuse and/or incest run rampant, there’s always an aversion towards strawberry pasta.
Nah they aint
Haha, i havent eaten that since I was 10 maybe..1990..time when i kept my first hand written and drawn records and schedules of World Cup in my zeszyt 🙂
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You can pour Redditor some Dom Perignon or good 18yo single malt. He’ll shot it and say it’s acrid. Give him truffles – it will smell like rotten garlic to him. Brew a good espresso from freshly ground pristine Brazilian beans, he’ll say it’s small and sour and tastes weird. So I’m not surprised that 3/4 of you, plebeians, hate on strawberry pasta. I’m not surprised, cause you’re poor and you ate the cheapest, crummiest things you can find in Walmart throughout the entirety of your pathetic existence. You don’t know the joys of life, your tastebuds are burned out from counterfeit cigarettes and cheap vodka. You’d probably jump around screaming like monkeys and throw things around at the mere sight of kaszanka with potatoes. Sweet-savory or sweet-sour taste combination is one of the greatest things to enjoy; a true feast for a refined gourmet.
In a civilized and developed Japan, when daughter brings her beloved one and introduces him to her parents, they put him to a test. They serve him strawberry pasta. If he refuses to eat it, or eats and says he doesn’t like it, they instantly know he’s from a dysfunctional family. This test is 100% accurate and even WHO admits that in families where alcohol/drug abuse and/or incest run rampant, there’s always an aversion towards strawberry pasta.
Nah they aint
Haha, i havent eaten that since I was 10 maybe..1990..time when i kept my first hand written and drawn records and schedules of World Cup in my zeszyt 🙂
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