They should have gone for the full dozen. Obviously didn’t like the half effort.
Here I bought you some roses! I wanted a fucking ginsters!
Or there’s a Terminator fight in the area
That’s someone really in love with their parking space.
The petrol station only had bunches of 12 but he doesn’t like her that much.
Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing pavements?
The Kingpin is in town.
*”Only four?”
“Are you seeing* ***two*** *other women?!?”*
Violets are blue,
Roses are flat,
I hate you,
You are a twat.
Someone’s had a lucky escape you mean
That second-bottom one still looks all right, and a single red rose can be quite romantic in itself. Just saying.
Counter point: she got the flowers and they too hastily got in the car to speed home to have sex cause they love eachother and have a positive relationship.
>!But who are we kidding!<
Unhappy Valentines day
“How’s your day going?”
“***Ex*** girlfriend wasn’t happy with last-minute gift idea.”
That’s about £50 there
Damn Harold again
*You can shove them up your arse! Leave alone you weirdo!*
…and someone who wasn’t now is for trying to pass off soiled ground-roses as a thoughtful gift.
So much pain & disruption could be avoided if humans realised no, another person won’t fix your problems, they’re just trying to fix theirs. Yes, you can live a happy life alone.
Maybe Morrissey was there
Many years ago while having a ciggie break at work I watched a chap struggle up the street with roses, a bunch of heart shaped balloons, a heart shaped box of choccies and the biggest teddy bear you ever did see.
My colleague and thoughtfully watched him in silence for a few minutes, before turning to each other and simultaneously saying “well someone’s been a very naughty boy.”.
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They should have gone for the full dozen. Obviously didn’t like the half effort.
Here I bought you some roses! I wanted a fucking ginsters!
Or there’s a Terminator fight in the area
That’s someone really in love with their parking space.
The petrol station only had bunches of 12 but he doesn’t like her that much.
Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing pavements?
The Kingpin is in town.
*”Only four?”
“Are you seeing* ***two*** *other women?!?”*
Violets are blue,
Roses are flat,
I hate you,
You are a twat.
Someone’s had a lucky escape you mean
That second-bottom one still looks all right, and a single red rose can be quite romantic in itself. Just saying.
Counter point: she got the flowers and they too hastily got in the car to speed home to have sex cause they love eachother and have a positive relationship.
>!But who are we kidding!<
Unhappy Valentines day
“How’s your day going?”
“***Ex*** girlfriend wasn’t happy with last-minute gift idea.”
That’s about £50 there
Damn Harold again
*You can shove them up your arse! Leave alone you weirdo!*
…and someone who wasn’t now is for trying to pass off soiled ground-roses as a thoughtful gift.
So much pain & disruption could be avoided if humans realised no, another person won’t fix your problems, they’re just trying to fix theirs. Yes, you can live a happy life alone.
Maybe Morrissey was there
Many years ago while having a ciggie break at work I watched a chap struggle up the street with roses, a bunch of heart shaped balloons, a heart shaped box of choccies and the biggest teddy bear you ever did see.
My colleague and thoughtfully watched him in silence for a few minutes, before turning to each other and simultaneously saying “well someone’s been a very naughty boy.”.
Must have left there quick march on the double
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