Eh, as long as this reduce my electricity’s bill, I’m in.
*Italians have entered the chat*
Wow, I can’t believe it! What’s next, turning the sunflower seed shells the Spaniards spit out on the ground into nuclear fuel?
¡¡¡ENERGÍA ILIMITADA!!!
Isn’t that just a microphone?
It’s how we win arguments. The loudest, the winner. That’s why other Europeans are always losing discussions against us.
“A Quiet Place is a 2018 American post-apocalyptic horror film directed by John Krasinski.The movie tells the story of a mother (Emily Blunt) and father (Krasinski) who struggle to survive and raise their children (Millicent Simmonds and Noah Jupe) in a post-apocalyptic world inhabited by blind extraterrestrial creatures with an acute sense of hearing.”
Obviously, in this movie, Spain is the very first country to be obliterated.
Just install a couple of those in the international dorms here in Copenhagen and all of Scandinavia will have unlimited power.
American tourists ⚡💡🔌
The London Underground would run at the speed of light if they can harness that
Spanish people in general are really loud where ever they go, like have some consideration for others
They literally did a microphone
🇵🇹🇮🇹🇬🇷🇪🇦
Add Americans to the mix and you can power a whole city with it
Geneva, 1966. My dad and a small group of Spanish engineers go to Swtizerlreich for some kind of convention. Go to restaurant . One of them realizes they are all alone a few minutes later. SSPolice comes in and takes them to GestapoStation. Two hours to convince them they were not at their throats but just talking about football. Lesson learned.
I always noticed this, why are the Pedro’s so loud? Especially their women.
You clearly haven’t heard Jan ~~talk~~ shriek after drinking one or two Heineken
You’re saying we could power the world with a Latin American on public transport?
WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
It was of course the Italian inventor [Antonio Meucci](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microphone#History) who came up with the first dynamic microphone, also known as the device to create electricity from noise.
That’s a thing I noticed too while on my vacation to Berlin. We shout like mofos, and that’s how I was able to recognize other Spanish tourists.
I *almost* felt embarrassed, but then I just shouted harder to assert dominance.
If God didn’t want you to hear us, you’d have no ears
Is this why the spanish love their siesta? To compensate for the shouting?
It’s our plan for unlimited power and world domination, right after siesta of course
Go to restaurant abroad. Then, few tables across, sit some fellow Spaniards. Lunch ruined.
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UNLIMITED POWER!!!!
Eh, as long as this reduce my electricity’s bill, I’m in.
*Italians have entered the chat*
Wow, I can’t believe it! What’s next, turning the sunflower seed shells the Spaniards spit out on the ground into nuclear fuel?
¡¡¡ENERGÍA ILIMITADA!!!
Isn’t that just a microphone?
It’s how we win arguments. The loudest, the winner. That’s why other Europeans are always losing discussions against us.
“A Quiet Place is a 2018 American post-apocalyptic horror film directed by John Krasinski.The movie tells the story of a mother (Emily Blunt) and father (Krasinski) who struggle to survive and raise their children (Millicent Simmonds and Noah Jupe) in a post-apocalyptic world inhabited by blind extraterrestrial creatures with an acute sense of hearing.”
Obviously, in this movie, Spain is the very first country to be obliterated.
Just install a couple of those in the international dorms here in Copenhagen and all of Scandinavia will have unlimited power.
American tourists ⚡💡🔌
The London Underground would run at the speed of light if they can harness that
Spanish people in general are really loud where ever they go, like have some consideration for others
They literally did a microphone
🇵🇹🇮🇹🇬🇷🇪🇦
Add Americans to the mix and you can power a whole city with it
Geneva, 1966. My dad and a small group of Spanish engineers go to Swtizerlreich for some kind of convention. Go to restaurant . One of them realizes they are all alone a few minutes later. SSPolice comes in and takes them to GestapoStation. Two hours to convince them they were not at their throats but just talking about football. Lesson learned.
I always noticed this, why are the Pedro’s so loud? Especially their women.
You clearly haven’t heard Jan ~~talk~~ shriek after drinking one or two Heineken
BEHOLD THE GOD OF THUNDER!!
Completely accurate. You are welcome 😘
Edit: You can call me Anthornio
https://preview.redd.it/psufg60vx3je1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06fce831818e160548bcb0bf6a4da01496a64d3c
OI PEDRO!!!
OONO MASS OF DOS BIERROS!
IMMEDIATELYO
COMPRENDAY?
GRASSY ARSE
Yeah I think the Italians are worse
So we need more American tourists?
You’re saying we could power the world with a Latin American on public transport?
WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
It was of course the Italian inventor [Antonio Meucci](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microphone#History) who came up with the first dynamic microphone, also known as the device to create electricity from noise.
That’s a thing I noticed too while on my vacation to Berlin. We shout like mofos, and that’s how I was able to recognize other Spanish tourists.
I *almost* felt embarrassed, but then I just shouted harder to assert dominance.
If God didn’t want you to hear us, you’d have no ears
Is this why the spanish love their siesta? To compensate for the shouting?
It’s our plan for unlimited power and world domination, right after siesta of course
Go to restaurant abroad. Then, few tables across, sit some fellow Spaniards. Lunch ruined.
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