Happy valentines day 🤏

by blinkchuck1988

38 comments
  1. GUNS/Nordicks mocking PIGS for their tiny penises is just a coping mechanism, to deal with the insecurity that we steal their women.

  2. When I was little, the told me about the shape of the L. Tall and small, or Short and long.

  3. Hey Hans, you are invited to taste/take it any time you want 🙂

  4. If they laugh when they see it is a good sign, right?

  5. The fact that the top comments are all Portuguese shows that it definitely touched a nerve

  6. Ehm.. does anyone want to tell them or do we just play along?

  7. Its always about the technique, not the size

    ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)

  8. I was about to write “It’s the motion of the ocean!”, but remembered that these waves only last for a couple of minutes, on a very good day….

  9. Stavros, Luigi, Pedro. Which one of you cucked Hans this time?

  10. Both our pps are the exact same size, but mine is above average in my country and yours is below in your country, we are not the same

  11. H VA D sounds like a frenchman chanting

    ![gif](giphy|2bUns588C3xd3nn3FH)

  12. As for Italy, they are higher on this list than Germany. I know you love statistics Hans. https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php. As for Spain and Portugal, all of our men with ‘cojones’ (and by extension big pp) left for the new world. You can see this. Argentina, Brazil and Mexico all beat you out. 

  13. Yet we’re the main destination of female sexual tourism and have the most sexually satisfied women.

    I don’t know how either.

  14. Most of us are built like hobbits, it’s not like we are going to have a whole mortadella hanging down there

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