A £2.49 Lidl rose – I remember when life was that simple.
That’s an optimistic rose/rubber ratio has got there.
Gwon lad!
Yes everybody keep it wrapped tonight!
Middle of Lidl first, then the middle of something else later…
Love the optimism
Not gonna say I did the same thing today.
But I did the same thing today 🤣
Oh, but got a candle too. All class me 😎
Roses are red,
These condoms are baggy,
Show me your tits,
Cos I like em saggy ♥️
Pro tip: Keep the rose thorns away from the johnnies.
Get in there lad
Go on son.
Both of them can deliver a small prick
Roses are red,
And this one’s from Lidl,
These condoms are small,
Cos I’m only little ♥️
Must not want to get his hand pregnant
That would be enough for me 🤣
I bought this £2.50 rose along with a glass candle a Wine bottle and chocolates for just one of the 3 girl’s I’m dating. If this is his only girl, then this is a very lucky girl /s. C- for effort.
More people are born in September and October than other months because of unprotected sex on Valentine’s Day and New Year’s Day.
Off t’ spoons
The firing sequence is as follows : show the rose first ; THEN the condoms. If you don’t follow the sequence, mission aborted.
Bit weird taking a photo of someone shopping…
He gonna need it. But hey go, if it works fair play!
Imma buy her TWO roses and get some real action
M’lady
🤣🤣🤣🤣
£2.50 plastic rose £25.90 rubbers.
Least hopefully they won’t duplicate.
Pushing the boat out with a lidl rose and condoms. Lucky person who is treated to that. I hope they gar what they are wishing for.
He doesn’t want to kill that many flowers, but he’s ok with killing millions of soldiers tonight
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A £2.49 Lidl rose – I remember when life was that simple.
That’s an optimistic rose/rubber ratio has got there.
Gwon lad!
Yes everybody keep it wrapped tonight!
Middle of Lidl first, then the middle of something else later…
Love the optimism
Not gonna say I did the same thing today.
But I did the same thing today 🤣
Oh, but got a candle too. All class me 😎
Roses are red,
These condoms are baggy,
Show me your tits,
Cos I like em saggy ♥️
Pro tip: Keep the rose thorns away from the johnnies.
Get in there lad
Go on son.
Both of them can deliver a small prick
Roses are red,
And this one’s from Lidl,
These condoms are small,
Cos I’m only little ♥️
Must not want to get his hand pregnant
That would be enough for me 🤣
I bought this £2.50 rose along with a glass candle a Wine bottle and chocolates for just one of the 3 girl’s I’m dating. If this is his only girl, then this is a very lucky girl /s. C- for effort.
More people are born in September and October than other months because of unprotected sex on Valentine’s Day and New Year’s Day.
Off t’ spoons
The firing sequence is as follows : show the rose first ; THEN the condoms. If you don’t follow the sequence, mission aborted.
Bit weird taking a photo of someone shopping…
He gonna need it. But hey go, if it works fair play!
Imma buy her TWO roses and get some real action
M’lady
🤣🤣🤣🤣
£2.50 plastic rose £25.90 rubbers.
Least hopefully they won’t duplicate.
Pushing the boat out with a lidl rose and condoms. Lucky person who is treated to that. I hope they gar what they are wishing for.
He doesn’t want to kill that many flowers, but he’s ok with killing millions of soldiers tonight
Since when do lidl sell Durex?
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