This lad in Aldi’s got heavy confidence in that rose

by Miles9900

31 comments
  1. i don’t think that box is getting opened tonight…

  2. That’s a LIDL.. he should have went with the parkside johnnys

  3. It was either twelve Roses and one Condom, or one Rose and twelve condoms. Dude rolled the dice.

  4. Its funny but at the same time taking the photo was kind of a creep thing to do.

  5. Maybe he’s going home for an *extremely* fancy wank? You just never know.

  6. Not from Ireland and looks like not even from this century

  7. It’s not what you have, it’s how you use it.

  8. Better watch out the thorns in those roses don’t prick anything they shouldn’t.

  9. Lad be wearing tracksuit bottoms if this was in Ireland

  10. Not even a twix nor a sniff of chocolate, lad is ambitious for his desired outcome.

  11. Wow. All of you forgot the true meaning of Valentine’s Day. It’s a marketing scam.

    This boy bought a rose which is romantic as fuck and he didn’t forget the main goal of the night which is to make love. Don’t pretend like it isn’t her main goal too. He also brings protection which is respectful.

    The only thing that would have made it better was a small chocolate bar but that’s just a marketing scam.

    What this boy is bringing to the table is love did you expect him to buy a PS5?

    Anyone who is judging is living life wrong.

    Edit: he’s even wearing jeans. OP is just being mean.

  12. This picture seems to pop up the last 10 years around this time of the year 

  13. At that rate of acceleration, it won’t be long before he is walking her up the middle aisle….

  14. But she might find it funny if they’re in the same aldi bag

  15. At least someone’s getting a flower. I never got anything.

  16. Lidl flower section was cleared, I was surprised orchids were still there… 😆

  17. Should have got the studded “For Her Pleasure” ones and turned them inside out.

  18. Hope: Roses

    Confidence: Condoms

    Over Confidence: Lube

    Backup: Gin

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